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WHY CAN'T ANN COULTER KEEP A JOB?

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WHY CAN'T ANN COULTER KEEP A JOB?


[+] joke ballot by cranky
created Sat Feb 19, 05

Right-wing publicity whore and itinerant telebimbo, Ann Coulter, has been fired numerous times by various media organizations. The confirmed bachelorette has never been able to keep a job (or a man) for very long.

Why do you suppose that is?

The bitch is nuts
She has permanent PMS
She's actually a man in drag (note the Adam's apple)
She's a compulsive liar
Even conservatives have standards
Her bulimia makes her crabby
She's neurotic
She is a psychotic bitch from hell
She is a goddamn slut from hell
She is a crack whore!
If you like her so damn much, you hire her and be her boyfriend! :)
many millionaires have declared bankruptcy before or had failed businesses


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She has to take too many 'bathroom breaks' to de-food.
by mojo on Sat Feb 19, 05 11:37am [+]

I like to think that it is because Real Conservatives occasionally remember to place standards/ principles over partisanship and extremism.
by Cathexis on Sat Feb 19, 05 12:00pm [+]

And real Moderates are tired of retching in corners, after listening to her hate-filled diatribes.
by Cathexis on Sat Feb 19, 05 12:01pm [+]

I don't know if you guys have seen her without make-up on, but she looks extremely atrocious without it.
by Spirit_of_Truth on Sat Feb 19, 05 12:08pm [+]

I'd never read anything out of the woman until a friend passed me a download of a report she made at the Democratic National Convention in '04. After reading it, my first thought was, "What DRUG is she doing?"
by Truthseeker013 on Sat Feb 19, 05 3:40pm [+]

'She has to take too many 'bathroom breaks' to de-food'

Mojo: would you say michael moores obesity is a fair topic for debate?
by herzog on Sat Feb 19, 05 9:51pm [+]

Herzog, I notice you're avoiding answering the question at hand. Why is that?
by aya on Sat Feb 19, 05 9:57pm [+]

Aya: alright, I highly doubt that she has bulemia. And you didn't answer my question: does weight/physical appearance only matter if the person is a conservative, or can it be used against anyone?
by herzog on Sat Feb 19, 05 10:17pm [+]

And the reason she can't keep a job is that she is highly controversial. If she said the equivalent things from an extreme leftwing stance, instead of 'we should kill all muslims' 'we should kill all white males', and she was fired she'd simply claim censorship. The ACLU and jesse jackson would rush to her aid and the station firing her would have to rehire her and set up sensitivity training for all it's memebers.

As is the ACLU doesn't seem to give a damn about censorship of extreme righwing ideology.
by herzog on Sat Feb 19, 05 10:25pm [+]

As right-wing fanatic David Horowitz correctly pointed--upoon hiring her after she was fired from National Review Online, there is a difference between censorship, which is a function of government, and being fired for behaving like a horse's ass.

Also, how could it be censorship when a radical right-wing publication fires a radical right-wing writer?
by cranky on Sun Feb 20, 05 1:18pm [+]

And here's a comment from one of those extremist liberals on the ACLU:

"In an interview with Time magazine, Rush Limbaugh declares himself a longtime fan of the ACLU after they filed an amicus brief on his behalf in his prescription drug case: 'In a situation like this, I think it's safe to say I welcome its support, and I don't find it hypocritical at all, because I am not anti-ACLU. If the ACLU wants to go after, say, nativity scenes or this sort of thing, I may take issue, but there are other areas where I've supported things it has done.'"
by cranky on Sun Feb 20, 05 1:21pm [+]

I'd like to see you people try and say these things to her FACE! Good luck!
by Kentucky_Yankee on Fri Feb 25, 05 6:33pm [+]

Since when did this ballot become about the ACLU? Anyone who doesn't like the ACLU should really review their patriotism -- there is no other organization that serves as such a powerful Constitutional watchdog.

As for Ann Coulter, maybe it's because she's a proven liar who's simply out to destroy liberals at all costs. She's worthless and insane.
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Mar 28, 05 1:26am [+]

Hey people leave the ACLU alone. Anyone who is against the constitution which is one of the things that makes America great is a un American neocon who is trying to bring America down. As for the neocon Ann she’s a hateful women, maybe she should try talk radio she would fit right in with the other neocon presenters.
by seon on Sun Jun 19, 05 6:36am [+]

Oh and last I checked, on all sorts of ballots on this site, yes, Michael Moore's weight is fair game. Ergo, so is Ann Coulter's. Nice try with that argument, herz.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Jul 20, 05 1:52am [+]

I'd like to see you people try and say these things to her FACE! Good luck!
by Kentucky_Yankee on Feb 25, 2005 7:33pm

Okay, I will...where can I find her?
by Psycho_Frighead on Sun Jun 18, 06 6:29pm [+]

That being said, she is truly spiteful, it's one of the reasons I quit watching Rush more than 10 years ago, but she takes it to another level.
by jappy on Sun Jun 18, 06 6:57pm [+]

Ann Coulter thrives on publicity of any kind. The best thing any sentient intelligent person can do is to simply ignore The Borg Queen.
by Searchlight on Tue Jul 25, 06 1:07pm [+]

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