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I SHOPLIFTED $12 WORTH OF GROCERIES OVER TEN YEARS AGO IN CANADA, IF I WANTED TO APPLY FOR U.S. CITIZENSHIP, WOULD I BE DENIED?

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I SHOPLIFTED $12 WORTH OF GROCERIES OVER TEN YEARS AGO IN CANADA, IF I WANTED TO APPLY FOR U.S. CITIZENSHIP, WOULD I BE DENIED?


[+] serious ballot by um__yeah
created Mon Feb 21, 05

I've been thinking of moving south for better money. But I have a bit of a criminal record to deal with. It was several years back when I was hard up for cash, and I actually got the idea from watching an old woman hiding groceries in her cart and not paying for them. So I tried it a few times and was getting really cocky, but on the third time, I was caught red handed and charged with shoplifting.

Hey, it was only some milk and sausages and bread and noodles and chocolate. Anyway, I went before provincial court and pleaded guilty and was discharged as it was my first offence.

My question to my American friends is this:

Is U.S. immigration really cracking down on degenerate scum like me? Would I later get deported if they found out I didn't tell them?

Tell them everything
Tell them nassink *speaking like Shultz from Hogan's Heroes*


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COMMENTS:
I don't THINK that Customs is that anal. I HOPE, anyway. Besides, considering the dreck of society we've taken off Uncle Fidel in the past two-plus decades, I don't think they can stand up with any seriousness and knock you aside for that.
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Feb 21, 05 5:59pm [+]

Since we Americans are prefect in every way and NEVER make mistakes, you better hope they don't find out or you will NEVER get in!
by RawIron on Mon Feb 21, 05 6:57pm [+]

If only there hadn't been sausages involved!
by Quinn_the_Eskimo on Mon Feb 21, 05 8:01pm [+]

Heh. LOL
by um__yeah on Mon Feb 21, 05 9:06pm [+]

Tell them Allah is great and your coming here to take flying lessons. They'll let you right in.
by _Beelzebubba on Tue Feb 22, 05 8:04am [+]

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