GUYS: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KICKED IN THE FAMILY JEWELS SO HARD THAT YOU FELT LIKE YOU WERE GONNA GET SICK?

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GUYS: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KICKED IN THE FAMILY JEWELS SO HARD THAT YOU FELT LIKE YOU WERE GONNA GET SICK?


[+] ballot by mysticalknight
created Wed Feb 23, 05

This fucking dickhead that doesnt like me came up behind me today and kicked me in the family jewels so hard that I felt like I was going to puke.

Guys, has this ever happened to you?

Yes
No
yes, but shot


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COMMENTS:
I'm thinking about beating his ass tomorrow for what he did.
by mysticalknight on Wed Feb 23, 05 4:00pm [+]

oh yea, fiance #2.
by elvislennon on Wed Feb 23, 05 4:11pm [+]

Yes
by ABC on Wed Feb 23, 05 4:11pm [+]

I got shot in the junk with a paintball once. It was survivable with jeans on, but still, that was just deathly painful.
by ThisIsNate on Wed Feb 23, 05 4:14pm [+]

Yeah, but not since I was a teenager(you never forget that feeling though). Good luck with the ass whoopin'.
by Lemmingstraggler on Wed Feb 23, 05 4:17pm [+]

Yeah lol. If you drag the guy up to Minnesota first, I got yer back.
by ThisIsNate on Wed Feb 23, 05 4:30pm [+]

flying down a hill on my mountain bike I had to lock up the brakes at the bottom because of 90 degree right, I went straight up on the front wheel, then came crashing down on the bar, my nuts and tailbone hurt so bad I laid there for 5 minutes without saying a word.
by Duckhead on Wed Feb 23, 05 4:30pm [+]

Many times during sports
by RawIron on Wed Feb 23, 05 5:01pm [+]

I was kicked in the privvies about thirty years ago, in a fight. It made me mad. I just stood there, staring at the sucker. Scared him so badly he just ran off, never even looked at me again. Of course, I also spent the rest of the day in the nurse's office with my new best friend, Mister Ice Pack...
by Truthseeker013 on Wed Feb 23, 05 5:13pm [+]

I would never do that to any man.
by minni_the_minx on Wed Feb 23, 05 6:34pm [+]

Thanks Nate, I'll keep that in mind. Thanks to everyone else for sharing your stories and such.
by mysticalknight on Wed Feb 23, 05 7:08pm [+]

Several times in highschool. Unfortunatelly our coach had this strange idea girls should play basketball against the guys. Also a mad chick grabed me by the balls once and squiz them as hard as he can.
by johan_moritz on Thu Feb 24, 05 8:09am [+]

My roommate's girlfriend and I were throwing a tennis ball across our dorm room once for the hell of it, and we had stopped, and then she decided to surprise me and threw the ball at me as hard as she could, accidentally nailing me right in the jewels. It hurt like hell. She felt so bad about it that she was crying. It was kind of funny in that sense, especially since I was starting to feel better by that time.

The next evening I ran into a buddy of mine from back home and told him about the night before, how I got nailed in the balls. He was pretty drunk by that time and hit me in the balls with his fist and said, "Like this?" Well he was right -- it was just like that.
by xxxxxxxx on Tue Apr 25, 06 11:04am [+]






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