what if : IF YOU WERE TO MEET EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL BEINGS, WHAT QUESTIONS WOULD YOU LIKE TO ASK THEM? [+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba created Tue Mar 08, 05 Come on, answer me you gray, bug-eyed, bulb-headed aliens. Are humans a result of an E.T. knocking up a gorilla? What's with the anal probes all the time? How long have you been visiting this planet? Are you in cahoots with the government? Is Christina Ricci a hybrid? You have no sense of humor, do you? How the f**k did that show JOEY get on the air? Will you please blow up Earth? Why do you give everyone anal probes and not me? Why do you only abduct hillbillies? Did you know you could save 15% on car insurance? Is Michael Jackson one of your kind? Where's you penis? Can I pimp your ride? Is death necessary? If you're so advanced, why don't you wear clothes? Do you know the MIB? Why do you take a liking to drunk Texans? Do Audi manufacture your rides? Do you phone home? Will you take me home with you please? Did man really land on the moon or was it a hoax? Ballot #69384 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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