WHY DO I KEEP GETTING CRAZY GIRLS WITH CRAZY FAMILIES???

advice : relationship : WHY DO I KEEP GETTING CRAZY GIRLS WITH CRAZY FAMILIES???

[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Fri Mar 11, 05
So, I started dating this black girl about a month ago.I figured I am not a racist, so why not have an interracial relationship? We seemed to click right away. So she invites me to her family's house for a nice turkey dinner. We're at the dinner table, they had turkey, cranberry sauce, corn, buns, chocolate covered cherries, stuffing, and crackers. Well, we're eating, and the following dialogue ensues:
Me: Have you ever tried white meat?
Janelle: Excuse me?
Me: Have you ever had white meat between your buns?
Janelle: EXCUSE ME?!
Me:(trying to change the subject) Would you like a cracker with some stuffing in your buns?
Janelle: What the FU*K?!
Me: Come on baby, relax and give me a chocolate covered cherry, please.
Janelle: (calling her brothers, uncles, and father) Tyrone, Jamal, Rasheed, Kelvin, Mohammed, Theo, Clyde, woop this white boy's ass!!
I dont remember much after that. I just woke up in the ICU. So, are all women nuts or am I missing something?

Yes, all nuts
No, only 94% are nuts

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COMMENTS:
Why cheat on a classy trash-hoe like Brandine?????

by ThisIsNate on Fri Mar 11, 05 11:23am [+]

I had a similar experience with a black girl I dated. She aksed me to take her to the Vibe awards and said it was a costume party and wanted me to dress up like a ghost with a pillow case on my head with two holes to see through. I don't remember much after we got to the event. All I know is that I woke up in a hospital next to some guy who had his 26 kids visiting him.

by _Beelzebubba on Fri Mar 11, 05 11:32am [+]

Cletus, was this the British girl??

by mojo on Fri Mar 11, 05 11:54am [+]

If I'm anything to go by? Then yes, I suppose we are all crazy.

by Laughing_loner on Fri Mar 11, 05 12:15pm [+]

But then, Cletus, a little nuttiness never hurt. Let go, get their freak on!

by Truthseeker013 on Fri Mar 11, 05 3:50pm [+]