this was supposed to be in the joke section but for some reason it didnt show up (for the second time)
I have a dyslexic cock
duck a curdle moo!
I haven't got a dog. Is that supposed to be funny? Cos I ain't laughin'. You think you can rub it in my face? Huh? HUH? Look at me when I'm talking to you.
There are products out there to help increase the size of your cock *cough* erspaniel.
ooo doggie racks!
my dog bites me.. *rubs where his arm used to be* lol
Whoopie ti yi yo get a long little doggie.
Iím not surprised youíre a racist moron.