prediction : political : THERE IS A CONSERVATIVE AT MY FRONT DOOR, WHAT COULD I TELL HIM TO HAVE HIM RUNNING FROM MY FRONT DOOR FASTER THAN CARL LEWIS? [+] joke ballot by Barbara_Baby_Cakes created Tue Mar 15, 05 This ballot was inspired by Erasmus_Mason's ballot #69819. So, what say you, how do you get rid of him? Remember people, this is a JOKE ballot as in, LOOOOL... Tell him that his daughter is at home with her Black boyfriend. Tell him that an abortion clinic is having a grand opening in his neighborhood today. Tell him that a gay couple just purchased the home next door to him. Tell him that there is a Big give away of Viagra at his country club. Tell him that Bin Laden is at his house asking his wife who is her daddy. Tell him that your caps lock button is broken. tell him no lying he'll blow his brains out Tell him something true Toss a quarter into the street If he's a redneck, show him a bar of soap Tell him you're a military recruiter Tell him you're with Al Qaeda Offer to show him proof of evolution Hand him a book of Bushisms Offer him a ride home, with Laura Bush driving Tell him there's a sale on Oxy Contin at Walgreens Ask to support troops beyond Yellow Ribbon display Suggest a truthful constructive discussion Point out someone getting something for free Say "Let me get my life partner" Your nasty Liberal Smell is strong enough to do it Tell him you're a marine recruiter Tell him you want to make sweet man-love to him. Ballot #69834 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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