COMMENTS:
BBC:
You will be outraged by something in the near future.
Lucky numbers: 12, 5, 18, 26, 47, 16.
haha BBC outraged????? WOW that would NEVER happen!!
and ID, I would like to know the fortune of RawIron and Runyonbybirth ASAP, Wait! I need to get my popcorn and cola for these two, I can only imagine the entertainment level that will spew out of each fortune!!!(time is allowing for BBC to get popcorn and cola)...., ..., ..., Ok ID, I'm ready, lets do this!!!
I predict BBC will be outraged in the near future
because a republican will win the white house "AGAIN" in 2008. ROTFLMAO........
(tapping foot) I'm waiting for my fortune...
by mojo on Mon Mar 28, 05 12:02pm
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Me want good fortune with full release!
Aya: You will be the meat in a man sandwich.
Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 69.
Mojo: Many happy moon await upon a boyant sea.
Lucky numbers: 23, %&, 4, #, 18
Sorry, but these are assorted fortune cookies from all over the world and not all of them are in English. I'm doing the best I can to translate.
Give the man time people! jeeeeez.. its hard to do all those translations
Nuckinfutz: You will spin round and round and round and round ...
Job outlook: Fair.
RawIron: Testiclular fortitude will help crush enemies. Lucky numbers: 19, 45, 7, 98, 10.
Runyonbybirth: A loved one will be involved in a horrible accident which may leave them braindead. Pull the plug. Lucky numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Qui_Qui: You will be declared the fairest midieval princess in all the land. Lucky numbers: All of them.
Mememememememeee!: The serpent king awaits on a western shore. The gilded turtle swims south with the wounded crane.
Lucky numbers: 666 and 42.
I predict that if i ever see you in person i will ram a telephone poll up your ass, and your loved ones won't have to worry about pulling the plug because your brain will on the end of the telephone poll.
I find my fortune to be quite accurate. That 30 bucks was a good investment.
That man doesn't need a wife, he needs a exorcist.
If the truth was known he probably has a red tail growing out of his ashole.
ouch!^ sounds like he ate somehing that didnt agree with him.^
he probably ate a demon and it's pitchfork.
or got stabbed in the eye by a pitchfork
Yea i noticed that RawIron when you sent me your picture. When are you planning on removing it? It must be very uncomfortable walking around with a pitchfork hanging from your face or is that just a cool New Jersey look *g*
Oh sorry i mis-read your comment. Still don't explain that pitchfork hanging from YOUR face though RawIron
^nice one slick
nice save i thought.
I want my fortune, Inspectah!!!
What the hell was this ballot about? Oh yeah, fortunes. Let's see ...
Beelz: You will receive a happy letter. dingleDUNG: Shiney monkey run sunny wind. Counciltucky: Measure twice, cut once.
Yea well Runyonfucius say bad demon man should walk into middle of freeway and get ran over by convoy.
^Thats not a very nice thing for a beautiful woman to be saying to a poor lonely fortune teller
I want to know these things!
well Runyonfucius also say that lonely fortune boy full of cookie dough.
Truthseeker: You will discover the truth .... eventually.
GS: You will get laid .... eventually.
Runyonfucius also say that RawIron will become squish-ka-bob by Schwarzeneggers 800 pound balls in near future.
RawIronfucius say Runyon needs to be b*tch slapped in the near future by an 800 lb dumbell
you mean you weigh 800 pounds? Damn dude you looked smaller in your pictures. Must be all that Schnegger beef you've been wolfin down, huh?
Gorre: You will be badly beaten within an inch of your life. You'll love every minute of it.
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