LUMBEJACKS ONLY:HOW DO YOU GET WOOD?

=== Whether John McCain or Barack Obama, remember to register to vote! ===

LUMBEJACKS ONLY:HOW DO YOU GET WOOD?

user ballots

Popular Ballots
Recent Popular
Recent Votes

Best
Worst
Yes or No
Choices
What If
Prediction
Advice
Would You
Crime
Recommend
Quiz

TV & Movie
Music & Radio
Political
Science
Sports
Relationship
Techonology
Culture
Philosophy
Religion
Ethics
History
Food & Health
Fashion & Beauty
Crime
FanBase

Discussion
Bug Report

advice : LUMBEJACKS ONLY:HOW DO YOU GET WOOD?

[+] joke ballot by Qui_Qui
created Sun Apr 10, 05
Do you use special professional equipment?Or~ the old fashioned way?

I use machines
I use me hands
I use an axe
hire a woodpecker
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars
Looking at someone attractive
I spank my monkey
By wearing high heels, suspendies and a bra.
But most importantly, I like to press wild flowers
wear panties

Ballot #71344 : SEE RESULTS

Comment:

show your vote with comment?

v 2.0 © BESTANDWORST.COM

smile bank:

similiar ballots:
126020. How did Natalie Wood die?
118840. Morning Wood vs. Piss Hard-On ?
101970. Were the twin towers made of wood? Was it termites that caused 9/11???
118291. Did Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken kill Natalie Wood?
94286. Did Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken murder Natalie Wood in 1981 and cover it up? You be the judge...

COMMENTS:
hire a woodpecker

by runyonbybirth on Sun Apr 10, 05 3:57pm [+]

'Ello my name is Pierre and I work in da bush. I tink da bess way to get da wood is wit a big girl wit nice big mésanges.

C'est quand nous nous engageons dans des rapports sexuels étranges.

by um__yeah on Sun Apr 10, 05 5:03pm [+]

Mon Dieu, je t'aime quand tu parle Français

by mojo on Sun Apr 10, 05 5:52pm [+]

Dammit lemmingstragler you stole my joke...

by xxxxxxxx on Sun Apr 10, 05 6:35pm [+]

Although its possible only you may know why. Just like my deeeeaaarrr papaiaiaiaiaa

by xxxxxxxx on Sun Apr 10, 05 6:37pm [+]

When I chop wood I use a chainsaw to cut down the tree because I don't feel like chopping at it for hours when i could have a few truck loads done and be home splitting it by the time the tree is down the old fashioned way. Not to mention how long it would take using a regular crosscut saw to make the logs.

by RawIron on Sun Apr 10, 05 8:08pm [+]

oh oops.. this appears to be a joke ballot... and im not a lumberjack.. ok i ruined everything i should leave this site and never come back

by RawIron on Sun Apr 10, 05 8:49pm [+]

lol

by runyonbybirth on Sun Apr 10, 05 9:12pm [+]

About Us | Join Us | Privacy Policy | Contact