WHY DO LIBERALS ALWAYS COMPARE ME TO OSAMA BIN LADEN?

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WHY DO LIBERALS ALWAYS COMPARE ME TO OSAMA BIN LADEN?

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prediction : political : WHY DO LIBERALS ALWAYS COMPARE ME TO OSAMA BIN LADEN?

[+] ballot by PresidentGeorgeWBush
created Wed Apr 13, 05
Personally I think we have very little in common. Sure we both came from rich families and are both power hungry but what about the things that we don’t have in common. I’ll list a few below.

Things I do NOT have in common with Osama Bin Ladden

1. He uses terrorism to get people to submit to his will I use “shock and awe.”

2. He only killed 2,752 Americans in order to gain control over this country’s citizens. I have been estimated to have killed more than 100,000 Iraqis and Afghanis.

3. He toppled the World Trade Center and the Pentagon in order to shock our citizens into submission. I toppled a statue of Saddam.

4. He never had control over America. I have control over Iraq (No matter what size the voter turn out is in Iraq. Ha Ha!)

5. He kills for God. I kill for money and power.

6. He is a fundamentalist Muslim that would never touch drugs. I won’t answer questions about my past drug use.

7. He manufactures tapes to recruit people to his side and spread his propaganda. I send manufactured news stories to news outlets in the hope that they will use them.

8. He tells the truth when asked why he attacked us. I lied about why I attacked Iraq (but don’t tell anyone. Shhhh!)

9. He’s tall.

10. He’s gotten away with ever evil thing he has ever done- wait that’s something we have in common.

So I hope I cleared some this up for you liberals. You can go on hating America all you want but the rest of us AMERICANS are going to keep it real.

Why do Liberals always compare me to Osama Bin Laden?

They hate freedom
They hate America
uhm because there are similarities
They're brainwashed by Michael Moore
They are concerned about a 'culture of life'
They are bitter because they lost-twice:-D
It must be the beard
Because we want to **** off bin Laden
Bcoz you're JUST as cute, honey!
Because Osama bin Laden is 100% dead, and your braindead?

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COMMENTS:
Liberals are morally bankrupt and absolutely have to resort to name calling because they are devoid of ideas.

I despise all Democrats

by xxxxxxxx on Wed Apr 13, 05 1:16pm [+]

But at least you're not a hater.

by cranky on Wed Apr 13, 05 1:17pm [+]

If only everyone had the faith in our President that wise people like Britney Spears do!

by magdalenasdollar on Wed Apr 13, 05 1:18pm [+]

I think impersonating the president MAY be a crime. Im going to find out now (seriously).

by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Wed Apr 13, 05 1:20pm [+]

See ballot 53002.

by mojo on Wed Apr 13, 05 1:26pm [+]

then I guess SNL will be in trouble for all those skits about the president.

by Duckhead on Wed Apr 13, 05 1:37pm [+]

wow CletuSlackedJawYokel, i never figured ya for a rat.

by ABC on Wed Apr 13, 05 1:38pm [+]

Beware of words like 'always' and 'never', Mr President.

by mojo on Wed Apr 13, 05 1:38pm [+]

Have any of you guys noticed how clever this ballot is?

by RobinGaylord on Wed Apr 13, 05 1:57pm [+]

aw :( don't be sore, C, try to have a sense of humor!

by Jyl on Wed Apr 13, 05 2:11pm [+]

I did, RobinG.

by Truthseeker013 on Wed Apr 13, 05 2:56pm [+]

"He ONLY killed 2752 Americans..." what can I say but UNBELIEVABLE!! How about telling us how many Amercans do need to die before you are willing to take action-poser? I'm pretty sure the US military is not responsible for over 100,000 Iraqi and Afghani deaths, but even if they are, did the terrorists actually think there would be no retribution. Do YOU honestly think there should be no retribution? You are very misinformed and are spreading your misinformed propoganda,w hich is a scary thought. By the way, President Bush is 6'0 according to his last physical, which isn't exactly short.

by ceejjj on Wed Apr 13, 05 2:57pm [+]

he's 6'0 when not hunched over like Estelle Getty

by dirtyassfeet on Wed Apr 13, 05 3:10pm [+]

CLETUS: There are 11 people in the state of Texas and 3 people in the state of California who are listed as George Bush. Are they criminals? Perhaps, but their crime is not being named George Bush. Last Halloween I saw someone wearing a George Bush costume--he was not arrested.
If one was to attempt to hack into the president's email account, etc.(you get the drift) and represented him or herself as the president, then you have a crime.
Sincerely,
Attorney General Elvislennon

by elvislennon on Wed Apr 13, 05 3:44pm [+]

Mr. President,
Concerning the Cletus problem, consider it solved. Do you still want me to have the IRS audit his return?

by elvislennon on Wed Apr 13, 05 3:47pm [+]

Jesus u people lol, did all ya research and all. Yeah, they have time to look up people on B&W. Get real.

by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Wed Apr 13, 05 11:13pm [+]

I also hate all Democrats, liberals, Lobour Prty Members, Christian Social Demorcrats, Communists, PRI members,etc.

All lefties are intellectually devoid. they are living a rhetoric that died more than fifty years ago.

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Apr 14, 05 2:10am [+]

Reporter:Mr. President Do you believe that we will still find WMD's in the Middle East?
Bush:Never know,could be,we'll get back to you on that.
Reporter:Mr. President do you think that we will be safer and enjoy a better economy in America from this ridiculous war created for you and your father's greed?
Bush:Never know,could be, we'll get back to you on that.
Reporter:What do you have to say about the legalization of gay marriage?
Bush:Fuck them faggots.

by Curtis on Thu Apr 14, 05 2:55am [+]

He also never gives a straight or whole answer as seen here.

by Curtis on Thu Apr 14, 05 2:56am [+]

ceejjj -Yeah I am 6 feet tall, which isn’t short, but it isn’t tall either. What I meant to be number 9 was that Osama actually FOUGHT in a war against the soviets whereas I pussied out and had my dad get me put at the top of the list to be recruited into the air national guard. I can be so absent minded sometimes.

by PresidentGeorgeWBush on Thu Apr 14, 05 10:50am [+]

(oh good job.. try to "lol"-off acting like a baby in public)

by Jyl on Fri Apr 15, 05 9:33am [+]

OH CRAP, wrong ballot, I'm so sorry!

by Jyl on Fri Apr 15, 05 9:34am [+]

Well Robin, it's good to see you don't paint everyone from one ideology into the same stroke.

by xxxxxxxx on Mon Apr 18, 05 4:25am [+]

It's fun making the mentally incompetent Bush supporters angry because I know they will always retaliate in some shape or form. How so many people could be stupid enough to vote for a druggie defies superficial logic...they got what they wanted I suppose. Their kids should be the ones sent to fight and die in the wars their leader so unscrupulously started.

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Jul 06, 06 10:01pm [+]

The truth always gets the neocons mad.

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Jul 06, 06 10:03pm [+]

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