(REVISED) BEELZEBUBBA AND DIRTDOG ARE REALLY DOWN. THEY MISS THE USUAL LATE-SEASON NHL ACTION. HOW CAN WE HELP???

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[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Wed Apr 13, 05
They miss their nightly parties with their friends Jerome, Tyrone, Rasheed, Kelvin, Mumia, Hasaan, Clyde, and Jamal. The Penguins aren't playin at all this year, and things haven't been the same at the Bubba household. So, how can we get their minds off of hockey??

golf
tennis
Co-ed naked badminton
Naked Twister Party
Post bail for Dogg Shi'ite

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COMMENTS:
lol, I said this on the other ballot but I'll say it again. I didnt know DirtDog and _Beelze were NHL fans. I thought ABC, Tadema, and I were the only NHL fans here.

by mysticalknight on Wed Apr 13, 05 1:28pm [+]

lol, I bet this is just a joke because they dont like the NHL..

by mysticalknight on Wed Apr 13, 05 1:29pm [+]

I'll make a few calls, see if I can get Hef to loan us the Manse and the ladies for the shindig. I understand the stress of not having your favorite sport on hand to relieve the tension (AMERICAN FOOOOTBALLLL!).

by Truthseeker013 on Wed Apr 13, 05 3:08pm [+]

I just got off the phone with Bettman and he said the Penguins are broke and are gonna be moving to Winnipeg next year.

by um__yeah on Wed Apr 13, 05 7:41pm [+]

Big BBQ, lots of food, table dancers, naked ladies serving ice cold beer, massage therapy (ahem minni) followed a game of guess the bra size and naked Twister.

by Kit_Kat on Thu Apr 14, 05 8:17am [+]