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crime : crime : HARD SAUSAGE

[+] ballot by xxxxxxxx
created Wed Apr 20, 05
and John Hatfield is happily cruising down the motorway one day when a bunch of yobs in another car in the outer lane passes by and lobs a frozen sausage through an open window landing on Johns nose and fracturing it. He manages to pull over onto the hard shoulder and call the police to tell them what happened who then issues a search warrent for the yobs of which is carried out by the frying squad.

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In so many words, DAMN! There's getting smacked in the face by life, but sometimes there ought to be a line...

by Truthseeker013 on Wed Apr 20, 05 5:28pm [+]

snorts com from the distance and suddenly pigs start faking there deaths 4 cosmetic purposes! and they r mutating into barn owls and following a vast majority of geese that are making steel piping out of mining carts and trespassing on a mouse trap corporations testing lab were they sell tennis rackets in there millions and are flooding out yo-yo company's and turning them into giant radishes but then the pressure becomes 2 big and an illegal document comes out of the presidents mouth and a bolt of lightening hit a combine harvester and sends it into orbit around the new planet glipsolationateor

by xxxxxxxx on Wed Apr 20, 05 5:32pm [+]

*a true story - and as the Frying squad - er... Flying squad would say: "We are the Sweeney son... and we havent had any dinner."

by xxxxxxxx on Wed Apr 20, 05 5:35pm [+]

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