OH FOR CHRISTS SAKE! I GOT THIS NEW TELESCOPE SO I CAN SEE MY FAVORITE STARS, BUT ALL I KEEP SEEING IS THIS ICY-BLUE BALL....

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OH FOR CHRISTS SAKE! I GOT THIS NEW TELESCOPE SO I CAN SEE MY FAVORITE STARS, BUT ALL I KEEP SEEING IS THIS ICY-BLUE BALL....


[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Sat Apr 23, 05

This thing is always in my way. Not only that, but it has gotten larger and larger each night I have viewed it. There must be something wrong with the telescope because I KNOW stars don't get any bigger, especially over a 2 week period. I mean, if there is nothing wrong with the lens, then why is this icy-blue ball getting larger and larger as the nights go by? Please let me know what is going on. Thanks.

lens has a rare form of bacteria on it, get a new 1
you are seeing a fireworks show that always happens when you are looking at that star
8 days to pluto
That's my LOVE PAD, baby!


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COMMENTS:
Dont worry about whats going on. Worry about where your going to!
by xxxxxxxx on Sun Apr 24, 05 7:53am [+]

I'm having it moved in from Saturn, because the view of the rings just doesn't stir my blood the way it used to. That, and the fact that I only had it there to impress the LADIES, and I no longer date. No sense in having to waste the fuel when I want to get away for a few days of R&R.
by Truthseeker013 on Sun Apr 24, 05 4:09pm [+]






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