culture : YOU MIGHT BE GHETTO IF..... [+] joke ballot by lowerclassbrats created Sun Apr 24, 05 You have gold teefus You have to go on Maury to find yo baby daddy You have one pant leg rolled up above the calf You have bullet holes in your BMW Your bitch has got the same ring Mrs Jones had Your mom does your hair in the kitchen Your bank is a cheque-cashing place Your children has got 6 mums You take a bubble bath with dishwashing liquid The guy who trod on your foot has a bullet in him You think going on a diet means no candy Your grandmama is under 40 Your arms have had more pricks than your cellmate You know more than 10 ways to use vaseline You know what a fifi is You drink Kool-Aid with every meal You like to get crunk wit' it The polices always be hatin' on you U buy most of your clothing from the back of a van You eat fried bologna You be killin folks You be chillin on da porch all day Playing the Super Lotto is your retirement plan You can make a pipe out of a test tube and brillo Your high school reunion was held in a prison your TV remote is a 6ft stick Yo' phone bill is in yo' momma name.. & yo' light bill is in yo' 6 year olds name Your rims cost more than your car Ballot #72288 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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