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WORST INTRO TO A PORNO FILM
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ballot by
Applerod
created Sun Apr 24, 05
You know how it is--it starts off with some guy delivering a pizza with extra sausage; the girl says she didn't order extra sausage, then all of a sudden she's got a cock in her mouth when her "best friend" Cindy walks in naked because she needs to use the shower... (OK maybe you don't know how it is.)
Ridiculous though that may be, there surely are worse scenarios. Scenarios so absurd that it's totally mind-boggling to see how they'll lead to sex...
A heated debate about Tort reform
Air traffic control
Hostage negotiations
Sea turtle rehabilitation
Crime scene investigations
Time to give grandma her bath
Handling radioactive waste
Exchanging insurance information after a car accident
The Civil War
mantainence man fixing hitlers gas chambers : )
Searching for Weopons of Mass Destruction.
Interrogating prisoners in Abu - Gharib Prison.
Job interview at Trump Tower.
She's caddying for him at a golf game.
NarcAnon meeting.
Accidental meeting in the Port-a-Potty.
Trauma unit of the hospital.
In the back pews, at a funeral.
Licking envelopes
Girl Scout troop meeting
Genital Warts support group meeting.
Hermaphrodites & Crossdressers costume ball.
Dubya being visited by his mother Barbera .
Hospital delivery room
Janet Reno's boudoir
In the middle of a Senate filibuster
During a full body waxing
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COMMENTS:
(I realize that this is more of an "adult" topic, but I'd get almost no votes if I posted it in that forum.)
by
Applerod
on Mon Apr 25, 05 1:48am
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hahahahah! brilliant!
by
mojo
on Mon Apr 25, 05 8:07am
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