best : news related : IN WHAT UNIQUE WAYS DOES PRINCE CHARLES DISPLAY HIS LOVE & AFFECTION FOR CAMILLA PARKER BOWLES? [+] joke ballot by maxxman created Mon Apr 25, 05 the marriage is now over. Charles should be happy as he's stated "camilla's been the true love of my life". In what ways might Charles display that affection? Whener they're by a pond or river Charles remembers to bring a stick to play fetch. When they go riding Charles is gentle in putting on the saddle & bridle. Always takes the time to buy the grooming products she prefers:( Hartz & Purina , not Estee Laud Charles had * Jane Goodall appointed Camilla's private physician.(She's recommended highly by Bush.) Charles had her status at the Westminster Kennel Club show changed from contestant to judge. He gives her the old sails from the royal yacht to use as knickers. Keeps Prince harry away , so he won't throw peanuts & call her Jumbo. When ELLE & VOGUE turned her down , Charles got her a photo shoot with National Geographic. He drinks several bottles of Scotch every night to make her somewhat attractive. Makes sure her stall in the barn is cleaned at least twice a day. He checks her hocks and withers regularly. He never uses spurs, except if she requests it. He lets her nibble his 'carrot'. He is extra absorbant He makes sure her nosebag is changed daily He makes sure she has regular flea baths He uses the Royal WEE, in front of the Queen He lets her run with the hounds He allows her to wear Diana's necklace as a collar he has his servant go down on her he is her tampon of course. Register to submit choices Ballot #72304 : SEE RESULTS Comment: Register to submit comments You may still vote without registration show your vote with comment?

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