WHY I DONT GET PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING 25 TO40 MPH OVER THE SPEED LIMIT.
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Yep, Just had my third £60 fine in the last year and half. Going 61mph in a 50mph zone on the Edinburgh city bypass. Three lanes totally feckin empty with about as much chance of killing myself or anyone else as getting a date with Jamelia. Feckin disgrace.
Because I am a young man. My highly productive bollocks will not allow me to trundle along like some testosterone deficient geriatric. I am naturally competitive and I find that if I don't push to the limits and then go a little beyond while driving that I become extremely bored. This boredom leads to fatigue, which in turn makes me much more of a menace to other road users.
One night I was on the way home and a sheriff's deputy got in behind me, just for kicks I hammered the gas and got up to 120mph *that's 200kmph for you slow foreigners* and went for 5 miles that way, I couldn't get away from him but he couldn't catch up to me either. It was scary, and fun.
Voted : You live in Pennsylvania
I have never seen a cop anywhere when driving there...
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