YOU'RE A GENIE AND YOU ENJOY GRANTING WISHES WITH A SADISTIC TWIST.

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[+] joke ballot by lowerclassbrats
created Tue May 03, 05
Think of a wish one might ask of you and grant it with a horrible consequence.

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Wish: Eternal Life

Consequence: You live forever but everday @ 6 am you are brutally sodomized with a str*p on worn by Janet Reno.

by lowerclassbrats on Tue May 03, 05 4:05am [+]

Wish: Extremely Large Pen*s

Consequence: You now have a 100ft pen*s but live on a 50ft deserted island. Your monster member bobs in the ocean and acts as a sort of bait, attracting swarms of hungry carnivorous fish.

by lowerclassbrats on Tue May 03, 05 4:15am [+]

Wish: Fame

Consequence: You will be famous as a result of your appearance on Maury. Your wife just revealed she secretly starred in a porno movie titled " She Bangs" wherein she had sex with over 75 men, 35 of which did her in the bad place. This flick was filmed around the same time you found out she was pregnant with your 10yr old son Jimmy. The results are in and you ain't the baby daddy.

by lowerclassbrats on Tue May 03, 05 4:26am [+]

Wish: Unlimited Money

Consequence : There are so many dollar bills that everyone else in the world drowns in them, the shops are empty as everyone is dead and you have nothing to spend your money on

by kingAlfredTheGreat on Tue May 03, 05 8:14am [+]

Wish : for some seriously PHAT booty to work on

Consequence: a HUGE FAT booty descends on the planet, and you die horribly of asphyxiation between two GIANT buttocks, the last thing your eyes see being a 200 foot ring piece opening slowly as the booty clap reaches its peak

by kingAlfredTheGreat on Tue May 03, 05 8:18am [+]

Wish: All the time in the world to read books, no people to distract you.

Consequence: Nuclear annihilation kills everyone but you; all books are intact. BUT - you break your reading-glasses while gathering books. Oh dear.

(from a Twilight Zone episode)

by mojo on Tue May 03, 05 10:32am [+]

Wish: A thousand channels on your television.

Consequence: They are all MTV, religious and home-shopping channels.

by _Beelzebubba on Tue May 03, 05 10:46am [+]

Wish: Endless Youth

Consequence: eternity with acne, mood-swings and a just-breaking voice

by DingleDUNG on Tue May 03, 05 11:54am [+]

Wish:thinner
Consequence: turns into living skeleton.

by Qui_Qui on Tue May 03, 05 12:30pm [+]

Wish: You had a job

You'd get money by working. Trouble is, you wouldn't hav spare time to use the money,and if you quit your job, you'll have spare time-but no money.
Feh, I'll come up with something better.

by Red_Kitty07 on Tue May 03, 05 1:19pm [+]

Wish: to be a bad-ass muthafucka

Consequence: wake up next to your mum with haemorrhoids, chronic diarrhoea and a prolapsed lower intestine

by DingleDUNG on Tue May 03, 05 10:11pm [+]