MY BOSS SAYS IM AND ALCOHOLIC. HE SAID MY CLOTHES REEK OF LIQUOR EVERY DAY. THE DUMBASS DOESN'T EVEN KNOW.... [+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel created Fri May 06, 05 that that is just my flask, which has a damaged cap and thus leaks out the odor. Now, I have to go to HR today to have a meeting with various managers and whatnot abotu my "problem." I am a little nervous. I could really use a relaxing drink right now. Hold on....DAMMIT! My flask is empty! Ok, I'll look in my drawer, I usually keep bottles of Whiskey, Rum, Vodka, and Everclear in there. OH GOD! Im out! The meeting is in 25 minutes. It's a 12 minute drive each way to the nearest liquor store. Think I can make it back in time? Yes, and if you don't, that meeting is a waste anyways No, better fake sick so you can go drink Ballot #72936 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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