WHAT WORDS WILL YOU NEVER HEAR TOGETHER IN THE FUTURE?

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WHAT WORDS WILL YOU NEVER HEAR TOGETHER IN THE FUTURE?


[+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba
created Tue May 10, 05

Things that will never, EVER happen.

Grammy Winner - Ashlee Simpson
World Series Champion - Pittsburgh Pirates
Oscar Winner - Ice Cube
President - Howard Dean
Governor - Gary Coleman
Super Bowl Champion - Cincinnati Bengals
Spelling Bee Winner - Alabama
People's Sexiest Man- Carrot Top
Found - Osama bin Laden
George W. Bush - Great President
Mensa member - George W. Bush
Weight Watchers spokesperson - Ann Coulter
Alive - Elvis
NAACP award recipient - Trent Lott
Taking personal blame - George W. Bush
President - Al Gore
Integrity - Dick Cheney
King - Prince Charles
People's 50 Most Beautiful - Camilla Parker Bowles
9/11 - Revealed
Gay Pride Parade - Jerry Falwell
Top ten hit - Michael Jackson
Women's rights advocate - Grapost
Humility - Bill Gates
Tax Code - Simplified
Microsoft - Fair Play
George W. Bush - War Hero
George W. Bush - Mensa member
George W. Bush - Vietnam Veteran
Ann Coulter - Married
Rush Limbaugh - Drug Free
Rush Limbaugh - thin liberal
John Bolton - UN Ambassador
Ann Coulter - Sane
Clint Eastwood - Jane Fonda - Love Scene
Karl Rove - Human
George W. Bush - Peacemaker
Couchgnome - Judaism convert
Billy Joel - accident free
Michael Jackson - day care center operator
Thin - average American
Beatles - Reunion
Hi, it's me, Jesus! I'm back!
Socialized medicine - USA
Hope - Republicans
Welcome Mexicans!
Stephen Harper, Our new Prime Minister


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COMMENTS:
Probably never hear "Checkmate" at the anual Red Neck Games either.
by cjamesstuart on Mon Aug 29, 05 4:34am [+]






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