WHAT IS THE WHITE DEVIL SCHEMING?

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WHAT IS THE WHITE DEVIL SCHEMING?


[+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba
created Wed May 11, 05

I hear a lot of this in popular music regarding the myth of the white devil trying to keep everybody else down.

What exactly is whitey trying to do?

Be a better dancer
Wear more jewelry
Have shinier rims on his car
Fornicate with more women
Act like he's from 'da streets'
Become more proficient at basketball
Wear a baseball cap more cocked
Wear baggier pants
Not smile when getting his picture taken
Not use prophylactics
Bringing the black man down!
Use expressions like 'bling' and 'you da man'
Put a sock in the front of his pants
Get collagen lips (more a woman thang)
Sing less notes
commit more crime
Learn Ebonics
Try REAL HARD not to be a black asshole


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COMMENTS:
who's the white devil?
by Laughing_loner on Wed May 11, 05 12:42pm [+]

Whitey, The man, Paleface, Corny white dude, Honkys, Crackers, Rednecks, White trash, Klansmen, Blue-eyed Devils, Milktoast, Ofay, Lighties, Pee Wee Herman-looking motherf**kers, etc.
by _Beelzebubba on Wed May 11, 05 12:48pm [+]

You know, in the movie Mystic River, they had a black guy play a lawyer named Whitey Powers. I thought that was the biggest irony I'd ever heard of
by aya on Wed May 11, 05 1:28pm [+]

Whitebread, honkeys, fishbellies....wasn't there actually a cult saying white people weren't even human, or black people were aliens from another planet, or something? Feh, those reefer brownies put all kinds of shit into your head.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed May 11, 05 2:00pm [+]

I don't know why the White Devil is so upset. It's NOT as if I'm scoring ALL his women! It's just one of every three!
by Truthseeker013 on Wed May 11, 05 3:15pm [+]

This is not funny. I'm pretty sure you don't anyway. But you do, stop immediately.
by Religious_Krap on Thu May 12, 05 1:20am [+]

i meant to type "but IF you do"
by Religious_Krap on Thu May 12, 05 1:21am [+]






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