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WOULD THE KU KLUX KLAN BE MORE POPULAR IF THEY STOPPED WEARING THOSE POINTY HATS?

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WOULD THE KU KLUX KLAN BE MORE POPULAR IF THEY STOPPED WEARING THOSE POINTY HATS?


[+] joke ballot by cranky
created Thu May 12, 05

Instead of being impressed, or intimidated, whenever I see a picture of a Klansman, I always look at the pointy hat and think: What an idiot.

Would the Klan be better off if they switched to a baseball hat, or maybe a beret? If so, please comment below on what kind of hat you think they should adopt.

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COMMENTS:
Note, this is a joke ballot, so it does not discrimate against white racists.
by cranky on Thu May 12, 05 4:41pm [+]

I favour a metal skull cap type with matching 13 amp plug and lead.
by InternalColonel on Thu May 12, 05 4:42pm [+]

A simple tin foil hat should do.
by _Beelzebubba on Thu May 12, 05 4:46pm [+]

They would not be anonymous if they shed their cover. This would get in the way of acting like idiots, and spewing mindless nonsense all the time.

I do support a fully robed and hooded, "thousand man" KKK March on Washington in support of George Bush. The rally could end at the Lincoln Memorial, where crosses could be burned on the steps in protest of Abe.

Thanks for the thoughts, Cranky.
by griffon007 on Thu May 12, 05 4:52pm [+]

The KKK will always be known as men in white robes. Without the robes, they are nothing so they probably wont change.
by d_wright on Thu May 12, 05 5:11pm [+]

No, it's the all-white color scheme. Haven't these guys ever heard of co-ordination?
by Truthseeker013 on Thu May 12, 05 5:25pm [+]

I think the knit hats with the built in dread locks would be very popular!
by ceejjj on Thu May 12, 05 5:48pm [+]

Don't they have an alternative costume? (nazi uniform)
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Thu May 12, 05 6:00pm [+]

The nazi uniforms have a better effect. The white, floor-length drag queen gowns, with matching dunce cap really say: "Hi, I'm an idiot!"
by cranky on Thu May 12, 05 6:43pm [+]

No they wouldn't be any more popular or intimidating. They would still be racist s-bags that only have the contempt of the vast majority of AMericans. I think that their big white hats and lame robes just make them more readily identifiable for ridicule and laughter. Haha f them all
by inter_regnum on Thu May 12, 05 10:07pm [+]

They'd be more popular if they hosted complimentary all you can eat crab feeds.
by lowerclassbrats on Fri May 13, 05 2:44am [+]

Perhaps if they stopped listening to Country music and listened to NSBM instead.
by Les6Hithe6Wins6Again on Fri May 13, 05 6:23am [+]

I think a tea cosy would look good on them.
by Gnomehunter1 on Sat May 21, 05 11:09am [+]

They would be more popular if they wore them inside out
by Andrew_Anorak on Thu Oct 18, 07 1:06pm [+]





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