DOLPHINS ARE THE ONLY OTHER TYPE OF MAMMAL TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE FOR PLEASURE SO IF I WERE TO MAKE LOVE TO ONE WOULD IT GIVE BIRTH TO A MERMAID?

relationship : DOLPHINS ARE THE ONLY OTHER TYPE OF MAMMAL TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE FOR PLEASURE SO IF I WERE TO MAKE LOVE TO ONE WOULD IT GIVE BIRTH TO A MERMAID?

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created Sat May 14, 05

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But you'd get a LOT of dolphin phone numbers...

by Truthseeker013 on Sat May 14, 05 2:43pm [+]

No they're not. I realize that this is a joke ballot but please get your facts straight.

by DirtDog on Sat May 14, 05 3:30pm [+]

I know of at least one species of chimp that does it for pleasure.

by mojo on Sat May 14, 05 3:45pm [+]

I fucked a sheep once and I could've sworn he enjoyed it.

by Robo_Christ on Sat May 14, 05 3:46pm [+]

Dude, you must have been really drunk that night 'cause that was me in a wool sweater!

... I did enjoy it though.

by DirtDog on Sat May 14, 05 3:48pm [+]

Well the ancient Romans did use dried sheep intestines as condoms, I just decided to leave the packaging on.

And what a sweet package you are ;-P

by Robo_Christ on Sat May 14, 05 3:54pm [+]

OMFG hahahah, be careful, you might spawn a sea cow, or worse, be with one in the first place, DAMN ALCOHOL!!

by jappy on Sat May 14, 05 4:35pm [+]

Some really weird comments on this ballot.

by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Sat May 14, 05 5:03pm [+]

True? How on earth can we know this? More squeaks, higher intensity, crazy pattern, what? Smoke a little seaweed afterward? Have guilt about having fun?

Here's the problem I have with your suggestion that Dolphins are the only mammals beside humans to have sex for pleasure is that it doesn't work. Lots of mammalian species have sex, without which there would be no little mammals, right. Okay, all female mammals come into "heat," right? And for the male to get with the program, he has to get excited, right? And you are holding that only humans and dolphins do the nasty for pleasure? Does that really work? All species do it for fun, and that results in procreation and the proliferation of life. Ever watch a couple of snakes? Several hours all entwined. Could envy those reptiles. Anyhow, there are problems with your claim here.

Just realized this ballot was a "joke." Funny, really to imagine that all living things must enjoy sex for survival.

"We need to do this_____ for the benefit of the species." Doesn't sound like a winner. :>)

Fun ballot, once I got it. Thanks.

by griffon007 on Sat May 14, 05 10:56pm [+]

Lol this ballot is really very funny.

by Kisty on Sun May 15, 05 12:42am [+]

I'd heard dolphins are the only other creature to have "recreational sex". How the hell you distinguish between a dog pumping away recreationally and not is beyond me though

by Syneil on Mon May 16, 05 6:58am [+]

hehehehe

by Kisty on Mon May 16, 05 8:45am [+]

mojo's right. The bonobo monkey have more fun than Hugh Hefner

by ClosetIguana on Mon May 16, 05 3:39pm [+]