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I WAS GOING TO VISIT MY BUDDY, TRUTHSEEKER, IN GEORGIA. WHERE THE HELL DID I GO WRONG???

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I WAS GOING TO VISIT MY BUDDY, TRUTHSEEKER, IN GEORGIA. WHERE THE HELL DID I GO WRONG???


[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Sat May 14, 05

First of all, the airline said the trip would only take 2 hours. Instead, it took like 16 hours to get there. Then I realized that Truthseeker wasn't waiting at the airport, as he said he would be. I get off the plane, and they're all speaking some foreigh language. The dude at the gate asked me for my passport. I was like, "What the fu*k are you talking about? Im an American." I woke up several days later on the floor of a run-down, dirty, rusty, damp prison cell with this guard yelling at me in some weird language and kicking me in the ribs, who then dragged me outside in the rain and had me beated pretty bad by some other guards. Im now awaiting some sort of meeting with these officials. The constant screams echoing in the halls here are makin me very uncomfortable. What the HELL is going on?

flight was diverted to Arkansas while you were sleeping on the plane
Got on the wrong plane, dude
Truthseeker Jamaroquio Alkabar, his real name
We accidentally traded passports, pal
You are in the wrong Georgia, DUDE


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COMMENTS:
You meant to go to the Lost Continent of Atlanta.
by xxxxxxxx on Sun May 15, 05 2:27am [+]

Welcome to Gitmo! Thanks for taking my spot!
by Truthseeker013 on Sun May 15, 05 2:38pm [+]

Hey guys, Im in some SERIOUS trouble. From what I gathered of the broken-english this dude in the next cell speaks, Georgia has now become a country. Funny, I always thought it was a state. Anyways, its my turn to be "interviewed" next. They usually end in horriffic screams and some loud popping sounds. Anyone gonna bail me out??
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Sun May 15, 05 4:02pm [+]






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