WHAT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO GIVE TO PARIS HILTON?

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worst : culture : WHAT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO GIVE TO PARIS HILTON?

[+] joke ballot by _Beelzebubba
created Tue May 17, 05
...as she's getting out of her limo, ready to appear at her next red-carpet event.

Hot Carl
Dirty Sanchez
Pie in the face
A hot, sticky load
a noose
The Pie Treatment
Ebola
Rhinoplasty
A size-11 Rockport right up her-
Some food to eat
its so obvious but still... my cock?
common sense
A Bitch Slap
an enema
a pounding rear
an education
About thirty-five of my pounds. Would do both of us good
STD
breast implants

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COMMENTS:
Nothing but a dirty look. My dad works his hands to the bone just to support our family, and she just screws around and gives the camera those retarded looks to invest in money I probably couldn't dream of. She's no celebrity. All she is is an icon for the media. Or maybe I worded that wrong. ANYway, why would I care? It's not like I know her or anything.

by xxxxxxxx on Tue May 17, 05 12:14pm [+]

Or, a pie in the face. Just because I do that to people.

by xxxxxxxx on Tue May 17, 05 12:15pm [+]

I agree that she is quite the despicable c**t.

I'd opt for the Hot Carl which has been described as a tube sock filled with human excrement that splatters when swung and hitting someone in the face with it.

by _Beelzebubba on Tue May 17, 05 12:18pm [+]

Jail time

by patch22us on Tue May 17, 05 12:49pm [+]

One way ticket to Barrow, Alaska.

by elvislennon on Tue May 17, 05 1:41pm [+]

Why waste the pie? Unless it's an American Fecal, of course.

by Truthseeker013 on Tue May 17, 05 5:51pm [+]

Filthy Sanchez

by thc2883 on Tue May 17, 05 6:04pm [+]

Hey why does everyone keep picking on the Sanchez's. They are good, clean hard working family next door. Leave them alone.

by xxxxxxxx on Thu May 19, 05 1:25am [+]

A cup of snot

by jeweler09 on Thu May 19, 05 2:00pm [+]

how about some FOOD???

by xxxxxxxx on Sat May 21, 05 10:30pm [+]

"a pounding rear"? Do I even want to know?

by MadhouseResident on Sun May 22, 05 12:50am [+]

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