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ETHICAL DILEMMA: YOU PLAY BASEBALL FOR A FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN ORGANIZATION. YOUR COACH TELLS YOU TO "STEAL" A BASE. NOW WHAT???

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ETHICAL DILEMMA: YOU PLAY BASEBALL FOR A FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN ORGANIZATION. YOUR COACH TELLS YOU TO "STEAL" A BASE. NOW WHAT???


[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Mon May 23, 05

You are the fastest member of your local Christian baseball team, the Bethlehem Bible Bashers, and are told to steal second base. Oh man, you KNOW God is gonna be PISSED at you. If you dont have the sack to do it, your team will surely be in jeopardy of losing the game, and they are only 1-141 on the season as it is. So, what are you gonna do now Bible Basher???

steal 2nd, confess it next week
steal 2nd, kill coach after the game, confess all sins
what would Jesus do?
pray to the Holy Spirit for guidance
Steal the base, blame it on a secular humanist


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COMMENTS:
Steal it, ask for a time out and call my priest on my cell phone.
by Truthseeker013 on Mon May 23, 05 2:14pm [+]

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