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My first interesting fact that you may not know is that in India people are legally allowed to marry a DOG!
Beat that!
The most amout of testicles in one ballsack is seven. Thats also my lucky number.
Male hippos thrash each other with their penises in territorial fights.
Oh, and, you can make yourself naturally immune to scorpion venom. Just take a centipede and discard its head. Mash the body into a pulp, and then scratch your arm and wipe a bit of the juice on the scratch. How lovely, eh?
Michael Jackson's bedroom door at Neverland has a deadbolt on the inside. Also, there is an electronic warning bell when someone approaches.
The male oppossum does his "business" into the females snout and then she inserts it into herself and blows out. Sick but true. Talk about a sinus infection!
Bloodhounds can pick up a scent from 40 feet beneath the water.
George W. Bush has an undescended testicle (just kidding).
You can spot a two way mirror by putting your fingernail against the glass. If there's a gap in the reflection between the tip of your fingernail and the glass it's ok. No gap means it could be a two way mirror.
When hippopotamuses (hippopotami?) get upset, their sweat turns red. Oh yeah, and a sneeze leaves your body at 40 m.p.h.
97% of all women fake their orgasms at some point in their lives.
A cup of apple seeds contains enough cyanide to to kill you.
The coloured part of your eye (iris) is also known as a sphincter. So if you tell someone they have beautiful sphincters, you are actually paying them a great compliment.
A 100 pound person on Earth would weigh only 38 pounds on Mars. And the world's oldest piece of chewing gum is 9,000 years old.
More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food. And a French kiss is known as an 'English kiss' in France.
The soil is so fertile in Hawaii, that you can plant a bare stick with no roots in the earth there and it will grow. And a cat's whiskers are exactly the body-width of the cat.... Are we giving you brainache yet??!
No two ocelots have the same markings.
Men with dark hair and olive complexions have musty smelling man fruit.
Howie Mandel was the voice of Gizmo in the movie Gremlins.
If you fill a plastic baggy with water and hang it up outside it'll keep wasp away from your property. They believe it's a hornet's nest and won't come anywhere near it. I tried this recently and it really works (they were swarming all over the place before, but I havn't seen a single wasp around here in nearly a month now).
A single coffee tree yields only one pound of roasted, ground coffee annually.
At age 47, the Rolling Stones' bassist, Bill Wyman, began a relationship with 13-year old Mandy Smith, with her mother's blessing. Six years later, they were married, but the marriage only lasted a year. Not long after, Bill's 30-year-old son Stephen married Mandy's mother, age 46. That made Stephen a stepfather to his former stepmother. If Bill and Mandy had remained married, Stephen would have been his father's father-in-law and his own grandpa.
Most toilets flush in E flat.
Beethoven's Fifth, was the first symphony to include trombones.
I played trombone from 7th grade to 11th grade. Fact.
The average modern, Western human being is bombarded with more information in an afternoon than our caveman ancestors in a lifetime.
there have been exactly ZERO confirmed sightings of an ostrich burying its head in the sand
L.A. is an abbreviation of 'Los Angeles' (no surprise there) which is itself an abbreviation of 'El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reinade los Angeles de Porciuncula'.
Your public hair turns gray and falls out when you get old.
Hitler had only one bollock
Every arse makes its own tune
The name of the symbol # is octothorpe.
but is the E silent?
Simon Cowell says that CARRIE will WIN this Competition!!! Carrie ROCKS!!!!!
FISHES
Your English teacher was wrong!
Remember when Mrs. Philopitopidopitus (the old hag with the pointy glasses) taught you that the plural of fish was still fish? It never seemed to make much sense. If you had six guppies, then you have six fish. Right?
Right.
One would then assume that swordtails, guppies, and piranhas (I wonder who will be dinner?) are all fish. Right?
Wrong!
We have all made this incorrect assumption. Actually, you now have three species of fishes.
Confused?
It works like this:
The word fish is both singular and plural. When singular, it refers to two or more specimens of the same species. The plural fishes refers to two or more specimens of different species.
Now go back and tell your teacher she was wrong and make sure that she gives you the two points subtracted from your essay for getting it wrong.
Useless? Useful? I’ll leave that for you to decide.
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