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I KNOW... LET'S ALL HAVE A HUGE FIGHT!!!!

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I KNOW... LET'S ALL HAVE A HUGE FIGHT!!!!


[+] joke ballot by zig
created Sat May 28, 05

Seems there's a lot of bickering going on within the site recently, so why don't we use this ballot to get it out of our systems? We can pull hair, hiss, scratch, smack each other, call each other derogatory names like "anarchist criminal", "racist mofo" and suchlike and kick each other below the belt to score maximum ding-a-ling points before we all kiss and make up, go to the pub arm-in-arm, etc.

I may be a girl, but I have this handy dandy can of whip-ass tucked away and a really cute Xena outfit, so who'll hold my bag while I take on the first opponent?

Please add your name if you think you've got it coming to you, or if you really want to confront someone who's starting to get on your last nerve.

PS: This is a joke ballot and a designated bad-karma-free zone. And there's one more condition. If you choose to have a verbal fisticuffs here, you have to make an effort to be civil to anyone you disagree with - or plain dislike - on the next six ballots. Fair?

Right, I'm off to the beeaach. :)

Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
Do you need your dingaling kicked today?
Yes, yes, give me some whupp-ass!
No, no... Reddiwhip-ass only, I'm sensitive!
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State your name and the name of someone you really want to verbally karate-chop, and may the best man/woman win.
by zig on Sat May 28, 05 4:20am [+]

Lately CouchGnome has been a bit immature. He needs to lighten up. And/or grow up. It's good to have your own point of view but to me he's been a little overboard.
by UncleRandy on Sat May 28, 05 8:08am [+]

Lol ZIG...so you're going to open a can of "whip ass" huh? Is that some kind of whipped topping er sumpthin'? 'Cause you know I'm there if it is.

BTW I have some cans of whupp ass if you need any ;-P
by um__yeah on Sat May 28, 05 10:35am [+]

I can't leave! Help!
by um__yeah on Sat May 28, 05 11:35am [+]

u guys all suck
by nuckinfutz on Sat May 28, 05 12:15pm [+]

RRRRrrrrrrowlll!
by zig on Sat May 28, 05 12:21pm [+]

I thought it was whoop-ass. I'll fight you all on that one.
by magdalenasdollar on Sat May 28, 05 12:52pm [+]

OK, strip to the waist sistuh... but you can keep the high heels. Just don't break a nail, OKAYYYY? And I hope you have good insurance?

by zig on Sat May 28, 05 12:54pm [+]

I just had a psychic vision:

Later today at your local, friendly emergency room...
"That'll be $2099.95 Ms. Dollar, including the stripes you left on the doctor's face."

And all I did was squirt some whipped cream on ya? Magdalena, did you have one of your blackouts again??
by zig on Sat May 28, 05 12:58pm [+]

We're onto double digits, so off to the pub we go, hoho. See ya all later... in the emergency room, perchance?
by zig on Sat May 28, 05 1:30pm [+]

It's 7:30 pm here, but strictly speaking, that's triple digits... right? Even BETTER!
by zig on Sat May 28, 05 1:34pm [+]

Yes but we use military time so it's 19:30 which is quadruple digits. We'll have to double-fist the shots to keep up.
by magdalenasdollar on Sat May 28, 05 2:04pm [+]

Quick, call an ambulance.

(Neeeeee-nor-neeeeee-nor-neeeeee-nor)

Help... 3 glassy-eyed women need urgent CPR, Officer Magellan.. I mean EMT MacMillan. Hic! Oops.
Gurneys all around... and don't forget to hook up all the fun I.V. drugs. ;)
by zig on Sat May 28, 05 4:30pm [+]

beat the shit out of me. hospitalise me. you won't be the first or the second or the third to do so. Just one of a long line of people with good taste.
by keithsheen on Sat May 28, 05 5:38pm [+]

I'll kill you all.
by Republican_RightWing on Sat May 28, 05 10:18pm [+]

Silly little Euros.
by Republican_RightWing on Sat May 28, 05 10:19pm [+]

ZIG i bet if you kicked at me, you couldn't reach my head >=).
by Republican_RightWing on Sat May 28, 05 10:20pm [+]

And watch out! I have a wicked reputation for my skills with the garrotte. I only ever use them on upstart single-winged Republicans who live in NJ.
by zig on Sun May 29, 05 1:54am [+]

Your kicks would reach possibly my stomach >=) I'll beat you so bad it will make the battle of bonnuckburn like like a sunday picnic =)
by Republican_RightWing on Sun May 29, 05 9:56am [+]

wink
by zig on Sun May 29, 05 11:12am [+]

Bannockburn? You're on! That's when the Scots kicked Longshanks' son's ass. ;)
by zig on Sun May 29, 05 11:15am [+]





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