|
|
COMMENTS:
State your name and the name of someone you really want to verbally karate-chop, and may the best man/woman win.
by zig on Sat May 28, 05 4:20am
[+]
Lately CouchGnome has been a bit immature. He needs to lighten up. And/or grow up. It's good to have your own point of view but to me he's been a little overboard.
Lol ZIG...so you're going to open a can of "whip ass" huh? Is that some kind of whipped topping er sumpthin'? 'Cause you know I'm there if it is. BTW I have some cans of whupp ass if you need any ;-P
I can't leave! Help!
u guys all suck
RRRRrrrrrrowlll!
by zig on Sat May 28, 05 12:21pm
[+]
I thought it was whoop-ass. I'll fight you all on that one.
OK, strip to the waist sistuh... but you can keep the high heels. Just don't break a nail, OKAYYYY? And I hope you have good insurance?
by zig on Sat May 28, 05 12:54pm
[+]
I just had a psychic vision: Later today at your local, friendly emergency room... "That'll be $2099.95 Ms. Dollar, including the stripes you left on the doctor's face." And all I did was squirt some whipped cream on ya? Magdalena, did you have one of your blackouts again??
by zig on Sat May 28, 05 12:58pm
[+]
We're onto double digits, so off to the pub we go, hoho. See ya all later... in the emergency room, perchance?
by zig on Sat May 28, 05 1:30pm
[+]
It's 7:30 pm here, but strictly speaking, that's triple digits... right? Even BETTER!
by zig on Sat May 28, 05 1:34pm
[+]
Yes but we use military time so it's 19:30 which is quadruple digits. We'll have to double-fist the shots to keep up.
Quick, call an ambulance. (Neeeeee-nor-neeeeee-nor-neeeeee-nor) Help... 3 glassy-eyed women need urgent CPR, Officer Magellan.. I mean EMT MacMillan. Hic! Oops. Gurneys all around... and don't forget to hook up all the fun I.V. drugs. ;)
by zig on Sat May 28, 05 4:30pm
[+]
beat the shit out of me. hospitalise me. you won't be the first or the second or the third to do so. Just one of a long line of people with good taste.
I'll kill you all.
Silly little Euros.
ZIG i bet if you kicked at me, you couldn't reach my head >=).
And watch out! I have a wicked reputation for my skills with the garrotte. I only ever use them on upstart single-winged Republicans who live in NJ.
by zig on Sun May 29, 05 1:54am
[+]
Your kicks would reach possibly my stomach >=) I'll beat you so bad it will make the battle of bonnuckburn like like a sunday picnic =)
wink
by zig on Sun May 29, 05 11:12am
[+]
Bannockburn? You're on! That's when the Scots kicked Longshanks' son's ass. ;)
by zig on Sun May 29, 05 11:15am
[+]
|
|