OH GOD! TERRORISTS HAVE SEIZED CONTROL OF MY COMPUTER. NOW WHAT?

advice : technology : OH GOD! TERRORISTS HAVE SEIZED CONTROL OF MY COMPUTER. NOW WHAT?

[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Mon May 30, 05
A message popped up saying my browser has been HIJACKED. Im guessing this was a call for help by the people at Microsoft, who are being held hostage, probably. OH MAN, I really hope these terrorists aren't planning anything sinister with it. They must have those who run Internet Explorer at gunpoint and are controllin my browser. How can I resolve this problem???

bust into Microsoft Headquarters with a small militia
call Homeland Security
Surrender, it is only Windows after all
Blame it on GWB
Do what I did- switch to Opera

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COMMENTS:
Don't panic! if you're using Windows it won't be long before they crash.

by InternalColonel on Mon May 30, 05 8:44pm [+]

How come this kind of stuff only happens to you and Jappy? hahaha

by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Mon May 30, 05 9:58pm [+]

^Haha, I see the jokes already coming...

by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Mon May 30, 05 10:08pm [+]

Hope you deleted the gay porn cookies from your registry.

by elvislennon on Tue May 31, 05 1:28pm [+]

Then you can send that warning to the cyber-cops. (But JUST ONE, mind you. This IS Bill gates we're talking about, after all...)

by Truthseeker013 on Tue May 31, 05 3:33pm [+]