I SAW A STUNT IN A MOVIE WHERE SOME DUDE JUMPED FROM A ROOFTOP ON HIS DIRTBIKE AND GRABBED ONTO A MOVING HELICOPTER IN MID-AIR....

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I SAW A STUNT IN A MOVIE WHERE SOME DUDE JUMPED FROM A ROOFTOP ON HIS DIRTBIKE AND GRABBED ONTO A MOVING HELICOPTER IN MID-AIR....


[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Thu Jun 02, 05

...and only suffered a cut on his pinky finger. He safely climbed in and all these hot girls down on the street and in nearby buildings were all over him. He got laid like...10 times per day for 6 months after that. Well, I wanna be just like him. So, Im on top of a 102 story building on my dirtbike right now and the news-chopper is approaching. I plan to ride off this rooftop in a minute, leap off the bike in mid-air and grab onto the bottom of the chopper. Thing is, unlike the movie, the chopper is like....10 floors below, so I hope I don't get caught up in the blades, I could get a little hurt in such a situation. According to my calculations, there is only a 0.006 chance that will happen and I have a 97% chance of full-success. Ok, I will tell you how it is going as it happens. Im ridin my bike off the roof now and im airbornnnnnn oh god noo akdfhdkhjkdjf kldjf bvgggggggggggggggggggggg



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COMMENTS:
fresh mincemeat mmmmm
by xxxxxxxx on Thu Jun 02, 05 6:56pm [+]

Methinks the poor man got one of his fractions inverted. Anyone got a blotter?
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Jun 02, 05 8:30pm [+]

Oh no, you forget the box of condoms. If you make it, you’re going to need them to finish your fantasy.
Because even in a fantasy you need to practice safe sex.
by UncleRandy on Fri Jun 03, 05 3:01am [+]

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