MY BOSS CAME OVER FOR LUNCH. MY PARROT KEPT YELLING "MY BOSS IS A FUC* ING ASSHOLE." NOW WHAT??

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MY BOSS CAME OVER FOR LUNCH. MY PARROT KEPT YELLING "MY BOSS IS A FUC* ING ASSHOLE." NOW WHAT??

[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Sun Jun 05, 05
I can't believe this. I am always yelling and cussing about my boss when I get home from work because he is such an asshole. Last night he came over for dinner to talk about a possible huge promotion. Like, 5 minutes after he gets here, my parrot starts yelling, "Raaaaaaaaaaaa, MY BOSS IS A FUC*ING ASSHOLE", over and over again. My boss kept giving me dirty looks and left before I even served him dinner. So, you think I got promoted anyways???

Yes, Im positive
No, maybe if you give him the parrot he'll promote you
Sure! Say he's squawking about your OLD boss!

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COMMENTS:
ZIG, have you had any practical experience in these sitches?

by Truthseeker013 on Sun Jun 05, 05 2:50pm [+]

Tell your boss that the parrot's previous owner taught him rude language.

by mojo on Sun Jun 05, 05 3:04pm [+]

My Great Uncle and Great Auntie had a 'second hand' parrot that used to say 'you're pissed again you bastard' on a regular basis. It said worse apparently but I was too young to be told what at the time.

by keithsheen on Sun Jun 05, 05 5:01pm [+]

Parrots are awesome! Their sense of humor is utterly perverse, too.
I love 'em. I want one. I'd train it to fly at certain people I couldn't be bothered with, then I'd reward it with peanuts after they'd gone. ;)

by xxxxxxxx on Sun Jun 05, 05 6:46pm [+]

Introduce him to your asshole neighbor, Mike Muhboss.

by xxxxxxxx on Sun Jun 05, 05 9:48pm [+]

"Hey, that ________ at work had me housesit his parrot. Why would he train a parrot to say such awful things????

by xxxxxxxx on Sun Jun 05, 05 10:12pm [+]

I recall your decision not too long ago to stand out on your front porch after some guys theatened to do a "drive by on your ass" and according to you ,you weren't scared one bit.You're still here so I'm guessing you're still on a stretch of good luck.

by robotthinker on Sun Jun 05, 05 10:32pm [+]

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