DUDE, IT HAPPENED AGAIN. IM HERE IN THAILAND AND WOKE UP NEXT TO A DEAD HOOKER. NOW WHAT???

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DUDE, IT HAPPENED AGAIN. IM HERE IN THAILAND AND WOKE UP NEXT TO A DEAD HOOKER. NOW WHAT???


[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Tue Jun 07, 05

This is the 8th time this has happened to me. Every time I'm in a foreign country, I get wasted and high as a kite and wake up the next morning next to a dead hooker. Thank God it's a woman this time. So anyways, I was smoking crack and freebasing while drinking Everclear last night and thats the last thing I remember before waking up in this seedy shack on a cott next to some hooker, who has been strangled by someone. What should I do about this???

leave country, come home, forget it ever happened
stop getting high and wasted out of the US
Your mother's not dead, she's just in a coma
Call Ted Kennedy, ask for advice
Call George Bush, ask for an abstinence brochure
Call George Bush, tell him Jenna's dead


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COMMENTS:
When your STDs are so bad that the hookers are dying, you need to remember to take your penicillin shots!
by Cathexis on Tue Jun 07, 05 2:20pm [+]

Dead girl? Ask Ted Kennedy, he'll know what to do.
by JohnnyReb on Tue Jun 07, 05 2:25pm [+]

Either that or call Laura Bush. She's got one notch on her holster
by cranky on Tue Jun 07, 05 2:34pm [+]

Ditch the body. Whatever happens in Thailand stays in Thailand.
by _Beelzebubba on Tue Jun 07, 05 3:17pm [+]

That first option sounds best. And give your passport to someone you trust, with orders NEVER to give it back.
by Truthseeker013 on Tue Jun 07, 05 3:42pm [+]

That's what happens when you mess around with juvenile male prostitutes in Thailand.
by elvislennon on Tue Jun 07, 05 4:10pm [+]

^Read description again...
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Tue Jun 07, 05 4:11pm [+]

LOL. Good shot, Elvis.
by cranky on Tue Jun 07, 05 5:40pm [+]

The hooker was actually a Thai transexual. You need to stop drinking my friend.
by DeathMetal_101 on Sun Jun 26, 05 5:54pm [+]






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