MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE WANTS ME TO "COME IN THE BACK DOOR TONIGHT." WHY DOES SHE WANT ME TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE??

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MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE WANTS ME TO "COME IN THE BACK DOOR TONIGHT." WHY DOES SHE WANT ME TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE??

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advice : relationship : MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE WANTS ME TO "COME IN THE BACK DOOR TONIGHT." WHY DOES SHE WANT ME TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE??

[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Thu Jun 09, 05
Dude, it's pretty unsafe already to walk from the bus to our house here in Detroit, and now she wants me to walk around back? There is no path back there, so I'd have to hop quite a few chicken-wire fences and there are some pitbulls back there as well. So, swhy does she want me to enter in the back anyways???

the front door has taken a pounding lately, switch it up
the back door is well lubed
She knows you're gay
she wants sex + cumin through da b.d turns her on

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COMMENTS:
Just when I think that your ballots can't get any dumber, you come up with this gem.

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Jun 09, 05 12:58pm [+]

Uh, dude....

by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Jun 09, 05 1:13pm [+]

Well ... it's funny you should say that. The other night she called me and asked me to come round and have a look at her front door. It must of been raining earlier cos she said it was soaking wet. When I arrived it was too soggy for my liking so I asked her if I could use her rear door. It was tight at first but after a bit of oil, and some jiggling of the knob I forced it open. Afterwards she told me she'd prefer me to use the rear door everytime I visit her.

by xxxxxxxx on Thu Jun 09, 05 1:37pm [+]

^Oh, so it's not just me. Thanks for not having sex with her, because she really digs British guys. I appreciate it. ;-)

by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Jun 09, 05 1:39pm [+]

So you and Herzog finally hooked up--congratulations! When's the wedding?

by elvislennon on Thu Jun 09, 05 2:05pm [+]

Haha Elvis, tell you're girl I won't be late tonight. =:-)=

by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Jun 09, 05 2:22pm [+]

Oh, Selma, Cletus promises he won't be late tonight so I expect hell finish cleaning the toilets around 7ish.

by elvislennon on Thu Jun 09, 05 4:39pm [+]

Cletus:

Do I get an invitation to your and Herzog's wedding?

by cranky on Thu Jun 09, 05 7:13pm [+]

Anyone notice how Cranky and Elvis show up at the same time now? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Jun 09, 05 11:25pm [+]

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