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IM AT A BAR HERE IN NY WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. MIKE TYSON AND RON ARTEST JUST WALKED IN. SHOULD I PICK A FIGHT WITH THEM???

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IM AT A BAR HERE IN NY WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. MIKE TYSON AND RON ARTEST JUST WALKED IN. SHOULD I PICK A FIGHT WITH THEM???


[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Thu Jun 09, 05

I wanna impress her and be a tough guy. If I know athletes, they will back down so that I dont sue them. I figure I can make myself look tough without much risk here. So, which 1 should I hit first???

Mike Tyson, he isn't very strong
Ron Artest, he has no temper
Pick a fight with Richard Simmons, instead
Do it they won't last very long


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COMMENTS:
Throw a beer on Artest when he's not looking and tell him Tyson did it. Your girl will be so impressed she'll go down on you right there.
by _Beelzebubba on Thu Jun 09, 05 12:55pm [+]

And be sure to say, "HE made me do it!", while pointing at the other guy. The show's much more enjoyable if you're a spectator, rather than a particiapnt.
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Jun 09, 05 7:04pm [+]

Richard simmons will be a harder challenge.
by usedcarparts on Wed Aug 31, 05 2:57pm [+]

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