SHOULD APES IN A ZOO WEAR SHORTS?

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SHOULD APES IN A ZOO WEAR SHORTS?


[+] ballot by ABC
created Fri Jun 10, 05

An early childhood memory I have is when I was at the zoo there was a chimp in a tree "pleasuring himself" mommy what is that monkey doing? I asked, I dont remember what she told me.

Yes
No
No, I like naked apes
No because they'll just poop their pants.
no but should wear stockings and suspenders though
^and high heels


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COMMENTS:
LMAO! That's funny ABC.
by mysticalknight on Fri Jun 10, 05 3:06pm [+]

No, they should dress them up in blue suites and red ties with American Flag pins on there lapels and then put a big GOP sign over the cage.
by elvislennon on Fri Jun 10, 05 3:27pm [+]

Hey, WE'RE the visitors in THEIR houses. If we don't like the show, we're free to leave. I know, the bit about common courtesy and moral decency. Ask yourselves who's holding who against their will.
by Truthseeker013 on Fri Jun 10, 05 3:45pm [+]

My boyfriend and I were at the San Diego Zoo with his family. While looking at the monkeys, we came across a Gelada who became extremely agitated at the crowd. He suddenly started jerkin' off and pissing on/at the humans below. It was f*cking hilarious. My boyfriend and I couldn't help but laugh hysterically and point, which drew the attn. of a group of nearby children whose parents seemed very disappointed at our level of maturity and dragged their kids away in horror. So, anyway, my answer to your ballot Q is NO!!! Naked monkeys scar parents and expose children to all of nature's beauty. :)
by magdalenasdollar on Fri Jun 10, 05 3:48pm [+]

When my son asked me what the monkey was doing, I told him it was nothing. He later told his Mum what I'd said and she replied, "Just like your Dad, always bragging!"
by xxxxxxxx on Fri Jun 10, 05 5:39pm [+]

LOL InternalColonel! No ABC you silly; we just need Charlton Heston outside of each cage and when one of the boys has a go at himself, Heston would just scream, at the top of his lungs: GET YOUR HAND OFF OF YOURSELF YOU FILTY APE!!!!!
by Guy_Cabbelero on Fri Jun 10, 05 8:02pm [+]

LMAO @ Charlton Heston!
by CuriousCow on Sat Jun 11, 05 1:58am [+]

Bush does, so yes in the interest of fairness put pants on ALL the chimps.
by xxxxxxxx on Sat Jun 11, 05 3:00am [+]

With all the political correctness around, who says they won't? Let's let them decide what they want to do.
by xxxxxxxx on Sat Jun 11, 05 8:40pm [+]

How dare the white man try to prevent a proud simian from sharing his seed?
by _Beelzebubba on Mon Jun 13, 05 10:47am [+]






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