choices : CAN YOU NAME 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER? [+] joke ballot by Guy_Cabbelero created Wed Jun 15, 05 Add new ones too if you like. Slip out the back jack make a new plan stan hop on the bus gus drop off the key lee no need to be coy roy kick her to the curb herb shoot her in the head ted dump her in sf bay scott slash nicoles throat loose Juice Just give her the slip Flip stop spending money sonny sleep with her mother brother Push her off a cliff Biff Arrange for a fall Paul find a new chick nick kick her in the twat Scott kick her in the grill Phil stop having sex rex run her over grover slap her silly willy Cut off her head Fred stop turning her on John Knock her into a coma Osama tell her she's a bitch mitch beat her down clown Hire a hit man Stan Sell her tail to your buddies in Jail Zell bang her sister mister stop letting her ride clyde send her away ray tell her she's getting fat matt Shoot her after steak Blake Bury her in the dirt Burt kick her in the booty rudy tell her you're dyin' ryan get another babe gabe bring home a new gal hal start seeing a new lady brady cum too quick rick I said knock out her teeth Keith start bangin her in the can Stan Cut off her tittys Fiddy Cut her throat till it sprays, OJ tell her you're gay jay bring home a stripper flipper sock her in the lip kip rig the brakes on her bike spike tell her you're through drew tell her you no longer need her peter go home and shoot her scooter poison her food dude give her the clap, chap show her no mercy, Percy chop her up with an axe, Max leave her at the altar walter fail to inflate, mate hang her from a tree Lee Tell her you suck dick Rick throw her in the lake jake tell her she smells, Mel run her over with your harley charlie dump her in a tank hank smack her silly, Billy kick her out of bed, Ted bury her in concrete, Pete poison her food, dude scare her to death seth Make her take a hike Mike. tell her it's time to go Joe say it's time to move on shaun Poke out her eyes Clive a 'swim in the lake', Jake tell her you don't bang Yids Sid sell her ass on e-bay c.j. cancel the cable, Abel tell her that she stank frank say you're bangin' her mom Dom stop licking the beaver cleaver leave her in the forest horrace burn her up in flames james stab her in the belly, Shelley break her bones jones tell her you cant stand her Evander Chop her up and eater Peter say you love her best friend madly bradley just get up and leave steve tell her it's over, Grover give her a black eye Guy say you're finished forever trevor be a cannibal, Hannibal put her on a train wayne throw her off a bridge ridge tell her you're through, Drew bang her sister, mister tell her she's a fat slob bob put pcp in her doobie scooby tell her little boys are your hobby Bobby tear out her fetus Cletus tell her you're gone Juan make her watch golf, Rolf. Stick her head in the oven, Ivan. Throw her off a plane Shane drown her in a pool fool lock her in the garage Raj throw her to the lions Ryan throw her in a wood chipper, Skipper Feed her to a shark, Clark Blast her with a fart, Art Suspend her from a noose, Bruce Drown her in your piss, Chris. Stop paying the rent, Trent Slip IN the back, Jack Shoot pee in her face, Ace Get your sex changed into a girl, Earl Set her up with a new boy roy cut off her leg, greg lose the visa, geeza Say, "We've just grown apart," Bart Ballot #75245 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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