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EVERYBODY'S TURN!! - 50 WAYS TO LOVE YOUR LIVER!!

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EVERYBODY'S TURN!! - 50 WAYS TO LOVE YOUR LIVER!!


[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Wed Jun 15, 05

Your liver is a vital part of your body. Please add 50 ways to show it some love homie.

only drink 15 beers per night
don't get VD's
Milk Thistle!!
lay off the rubbing alcohol and acetone
get on the transplant list ASAP
Don't get hepatitis
Lay off the gin, Flynn
Stop gettin tipsy, Nipsy
Stay off the juice, Bruce
Just say no, bro!
Watch what you drank, Hank
Be the designated driver, McGiver
Stop being a boozer, loser
Respect your bod, Todd
Switch over to meth, Seth
Just give up the Jack, Mack!
Bourbon,Bourbon,and more Bourbon
Get off the Atkins diet
Eat more squid, Kid
Casual sex, Rex
With fava beans and a nice Chianti, Auntie
Don't get punched in the belly, Nelly.
Write it a song, Chong.
Send it some roses, Moses.
Send it a card, tard.
Eat protein less often, Hoffman.
Lay off the liq, Rick.
Join up with AA, Jay.
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COMMENTS:
Very clever, Cletus!
by mojo on Wed Jun 15, 05 4:40pm [+]

Here's my top ten.
1.Guinness
2.Macallan 18 yr Scotch
3.Bombay Gin
4.Tanqueray Gin
5.Don Tito's Handmade Vodka
6.Grey Goose Vodka
7.Johnny Walker Blue
8.Johnny Walker Gold
9.Corazon Tequila
10.Maker's Mark
by elvislennon on Wed Jun 15, 05 4:59pm [+]

lol...
by LCD on Wed Jun 15, 05 5:05pm [+]

just say no way, Jose.. to drugs and especially alcohol (from someone who does not party anymore!!) I used to seriously have a bad liver, but being sober almost 5 years has made it repair itself!!
by Poodles on Wed Jun 15, 05 5:46pm [+]





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