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IM THE CEO OF A WHEELCHAIR COMPANY. SALES HAVE BEEN DOWN LATELY. SO, I HIRED SOME GOONS TO BREAK PEOPLE'S LEGS...

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IM THE CEO OF A WHEELCHAIR COMPANY. SALES HAVE BEEN DOWN LATELY. SO, I HIRED SOME GOONS TO BREAK PEOPLE'S LEGS...


[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Thu Jun 16, 05

..and robb them in the process. We then take 60% of the stolen money and get extra sales as well, since we are the only wheelchare manufacturer in a 100-mile radius. Our sales have been down by 15% since last year, so I had to do something to increase our revenues. Is this an effective strategy??

Yes, it is highly ethical as well
No, break their necks instead, you'll have customers for life


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Lol! Cletus, I actually find this ballot funny
by aya on Thu Jun 16, 05 2:15pm [+]

^Uh...thanks?
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Jun 16, 05 2:18pm [+]

Sounds almost like the plans that the CEOs at Enron, Halliburton, Chevron Texoco and Exxon Mobil schemed up.
by _Beelzebubba on Thu Jun 16, 05 2:20pm [+]

You CAN'T break their necks! Too great a chance of potential customers dying before they get proper trauma treatment. Oh, and if you need an extra pair of hands, I've been Marine-trained...
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Jun 16, 05 3:30pm [+]

^How does 40% of each robbery plus 10 bucks an hour sound?
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Thu Jun 16, 05 4:07pm [+]






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