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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A LOSER...


[+] joke ballot by mojo
created Fri Jun 17, 05

35 emails, ALL spam
No messages on your answering machine after being gone all day
A bounced check (either from you or for you)
Waking up at 3 in the morning
Waiting naked in the doctor's examining room, shivering
Losing
having to keep track of $$ while grocery shopping
A passing car splashing mud on you on a rainy day
A plane ride next to a person who keeps farting
Having a boss with eye-wateringly bad breath
Waking up in the morning with a large pimple
Getting logged off after you've written something
getting LOGGED OFF!
Toilet paper stuck to your shoe
too many to list
Crapping in my pants
my 1 " penis
Muffler fail on your car
living with my parents at 29
NOBODY wanting to hire you
Someone giving someone the brush-off
being called a stupid fat loser
actually BEING a loser
Knowing that I voted for Bush
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COMMENTS:
Losing.
by griffon007 on Fri Jun 17, 05 11:13am [+]

Having my cat track red paw-prints all over the sky on my painting ... although, she may be making a perfectly valid statement.
by mojo on Fri Jun 17, 05 11:29am [+]

I'll bet the people who voted on this ballot don't feel like such losers after reading my choices.
by nuckinfutz on Fri Jun 17, 05 1:36pm [+]

Also, people feeling uncomfortable around me for some mysterious reason.
by nuckinfutz on Fri Jun 17, 05 1:38pm [+]

This is a joke ballot but sadly nuckinfutz is being serious. Just hang in there man and keep trying to turn your life around. I'm sure you'll find something great to add to your life soon.
by mysticalknight on Fri Jun 17, 05 2:18pm [+]

Nuckinfutz is my idea of a winner.
by mojo on Fri Jun 17, 05 3:49pm [+]

Thanks guys. Sorry if I brought anyone down. I can always count on you guys to cheer me up.
by nuckinfutz on Fri Jun 17, 05 4:40pm [+]

yep
by Anti_liberal on Fri Jun 17, 05 6:05pm [+]





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