I SHUT MY FINGER IN THE FRONT DOOR THIS MORNING. ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO EASE THE PAIN?

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I SHUT MY FINGER IN THE FRONT DOOR THIS MORNING. ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO EASE THE PAIN?


[+] ballot by mojo
created Sat Jun 18, 05

AOUUUUU!!!!!! It was/is excruciating. The finger is all swollen and leaking now. I've been putting ice on it. Should I wrap it tightly or keep it out in the open? Any cool (legal) remedies out there for pain/swelling?

Ice, no pressure
Ice w/ pressure
Vodka with a twist
Lots of ice cream
LSD
Get heavily intoxicated
eat it, then pour salt and vinegar in the stub
Chop it off
Have someone kiss it and make it better
Eat your finger off
Elevate it
Set it on fire
Do a bunch of heroin
slam your penis in the door, wait, you are female


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COMMENTS:
That was God rewarding me for saving a Robin chick that had fallen out of its nest this morning, lol.
by mojo on Sat Jun 18, 05 1:48pm [+]

My favorite pain remedy is cheesecake. I'd recommend a big slice of Espresso Kahlua and a Bailey's on the rocks.
If that's too heavy try some Key Lime Pie and a Gin & Tonic
by elvislennon on Sat Jun 18, 05 1:58pm [+]

Thanks elvislennon! I think I'll go score some of that right now ;-D
by mojo on Sat Jun 18, 05 1:59pm [+]

Alfie, that's just plain KREWEL
by mojo on Sat Jun 18, 05 3:44pm [+]

Ice cream helped me recover from major surgery back in '96. Butter pecan, I reccommend.
by Truthseeker013 on Sat Jun 18, 05 4:05pm [+]

Even if you're not up to eating it, you can stick your injured finger in it.
by Truthseeker013 on Sat Jun 18, 05 4:05pm [+]

Ice (or cold) and keep it elevated. As long as it is above heart-level, it will not throb nearly as bad.
by Cathexis on Sat Jun 18, 05 4:48pm [+]

Also, 2 or 3 ibuprofen wouldn't be a bad idea.
by Cathexis on Sat Jun 18, 05 4:50pm [+]

haha, sorry mojo. Its not like you were gona fall for it is it? I hope?
by kingAlfredTheGreat on Sat Jun 18, 05 5:07pm [+]

I'm sorry to read that mojo, take care and get better.
by xaman on Sat Jun 18, 05 6:30pm [+]

Hope you feel better Mojo.
by nuckinfutz on Sat Jun 18, 05 9:20pm [+]






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