WHY DON'T PEOPLE SEE FLYING SAUCERS ANYMORE?
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Probably because they're on their way back to the homeworld to test their new death star.
I saw 50 flying saucers last night when i wqent trap shooting. I hit 47/50 of them. I see them once a week if i decide I want to shoot some clays. Didn't realize those little clay saucers wanted "anal info" but i guess you learn something new everyday.
Maybe they got bored with anally probing backwoods hicks. There's really only so much that can be gained by that.
prolly haven't gone to a frisbee golf tournament recently
Well, with disposable coasters, saucers aren't as prevalent as before, and therefore, people don't throw them as much.
The price of gas got too high.
He says that I buzzed too many fighters and office towers. And can we keep the anal probing thing between us? Dad'll KILL me if he finds out about that. It's only supposed to be used after the third abduction...
They've decide that we are a world of idiots and have gone elsewhere to find intelligent life
lol
Joking aside, sightings are actually on the increase. The media just doesnt report it.
Stage 2 of their plan is about to be put into effect...
Because Republicans have convinced us to only see Terrorists!
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