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PEOPLE SAY I'M A JUNKIE. THAT'S ABSURD. SURE, I SMOKE CRACK, CHRONIC, SNORT COKE, AND DROP ACID FREQUENTLY, BUT JUNKIES ARE USUALLY HOMELESS....

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PEOPLE SAY I'M A JUNKIE. THAT'S ABSURD. SURE, I SMOKE CRACK, CHRONIC, SNORT COKE, AND DROP ACID FREQUENTLY, BUT JUNKIES ARE USUALLY HOMELESS....


[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Mon Jun 27, 05

I only got a few minutes to make this ballot cause my break is almost over and I still need another fix of heroin. *Snorrttttttttt* *Snorrttttttttt* Oh yeah, that hits the spot. This coke should hold me over till I'm done this ballot. Wait, maybe not. I know, some LSD is what I need. Ok, its on my tounge now. Anyways, junkies are homeless or hang out in gutters, correct? Thus, since I have a job as a garbage-collector and share a studio apartment with 8 people here in Compton, doesn't this exclude me from being a junky?? *Snoorrrrrttttttttttt* Oh baby that is good stuff *Lights blunt*

Yes, you are a recreational drug-user, no harm in that
No, Junky


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You sound perfectly normal to me, wow it must be great livin in the US if you cann afford all those drugs on a garbage mans salary.
by ABC on Mon Jun 27, 05 3:28pm [+]

^So I AM keeping up with the Jones' and my life sounds perfectly normal? Based on my other ballots, too, would you say I live a standard life? I think I do. ;-)
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Mon Jun 27, 05 3:33pm [+]

Homelessness follows soon after you GET hooked on the H. Right .. about ... 5,4,3,2,1 NOW!
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Jun 27, 05 4:27pm [+]

both drug use and homelessness are no laughing matters!!
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Jun 27, 05 4:35pm [+]

ABC, drugs are cheap here, like human lives to Army recruiters. And no, Cletus, you aren't a junkie.
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Jun 27, 05 6:14pm [+]

A chemical experiment in progress, maybe...
by Truthseeker013 on Mon Jun 27, 05 6:15pm [+]

Hehe .. he said Army ^^
by xxxxxxxx on Mon Jun 27, 05 6:18pm [+]

When did you move out of Camden?
by Guy_Cabbelero on Mon Jun 27, 05 9:14pm [+]

You're just a highly educated street pharmacist who gets high on his own supply. Regroup and start bagging it up.. schools about to start.
by Dingleberry on Mon Jun 27, 05 10:27pm [+]






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