HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PHYSICAL EXAMINATION INSIDE OF A FLYING SAUCER?
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COMMENTS:
From my doctor. I did sit in on a few of the kinds of exams you're thinking about. Fun to watch, if you're a sadist.
Yes, I just flew in my Alpha Centuari, and boy is my ass tired.
Yes, and Blue Cross-Blue Shield wouldn't cover it.
Yes, and after the examination the aliens told me I had six months to live so I told them I couldn't pay the bill right away, then they gave me another six months.
dO i HAVE "TWAT" written across my head?
The room was cold and had no furniture except for a hard examination table. The lights were bright and the whole thing was creepy. They pinned me down and examined all my bodily orifices. But in the end they didn't find the cocaine and I smuggled it through the border OK. Phew!
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