MY NEIGHBOR ASKED ME TO GO FENCING. SO I GRABBED MY BARBED WIRE, POST HOLD POUNDER, AND PLIERS AND HEADED OVER TO HIS PLACE.

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MY NEIGHBOR ASKED ME TO GO FENCING. SO I GRABBED MY BARBED WIRE, POST HOLD POUNDER, AND PLIERS AND HEADED OVER TO HIS PLACE.


[+] joke ballot by jappy
created Wed Jun 29, 05

I get over to his place and he's wearing this freaking goofy looking outfit, like thermal underwear and a goofy stormtrooper's mask, and he has a funny looking sword.

I laughed but as I turned he stabbed me, so I bashed him over the head with the post hole pounder and he stabbed me again, so it was on, and I was whipping him with a 6' section of barbed wire as the cops got there.

Now I'm in jail, all for trying to help my neighbor put up a fence, what is the deal here???

Your neighbor was trying to kill you to keep your barbed wire
You fool, it was halloween, and he was Luke Skywalker!!
Cathexis was trying to disqualify you


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COMMENTS:
LMAO. Nice.
by malckdaddy on Thu Jun 30, 05 1:00am [+]

Damn neighbours, mine invited me around to kick his ball around. Got all upset and had me arrested when I hoofed him in the knackers!
by xxxxxxxx on Thu Jun 30, 05 4:48am [+]

As long as you weren't foil fencing.
by Republican_RightWing on Thu Jun 30, 05 9:03am [+]

The REAL fencing competition is coming up next month, and he saw you as a clear threat to his chances at a repeat.
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Jun 30, 05 7:28pm [+]






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