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IF THE DRAFT WAS REINSTATED, ONLY FOR AMERICAN CHICKENHAWKS, HOW FAST WOULD THE US PULL OUT OF IRAQ?

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IF THE DRAFT WAS REINSTATED, ONLY FOR AMERICAN CHICKENHAWKS, HOW FAST WOULD THE US PULL OUT OF IRAQ?


[+] ballot by cranky
ACTIVE Thu Jun 30, 05 - Tue Mar 25, 08

If a draft was reinstated, only for American chickenhawks, I'm sure that, suddenly, the conservative media would turn against the war and tremendous pressure would be brought to bear on members of Congress and the White House, some of whom are chickenhawks themselves.

How fast would the US pullout be?

There wouldn't be a pullout. The US would stay the course
Faster than Rush Limbaugh can pop an Oxycontin
Before one chickenhawk had been sent to bootcamp
The time would be measured in seconds
Faster than Bill O'Reilly can pinch a secretary's bottom
Faster than George W. Bush can choke on a pretzel
Faster than Karl Rove can be beaten up by a little girl
Faster than Dick Cheney can have another heart attack
Faster than George W. Bush can read My Pet Goat
Faster than Dick Cheney can dive into his bunker
Faster than G. Bush can swallow a Prozac.
Faster than Ann Coulter can throw up her ice cream
Faster than G. Bush can say 'disassemble'.
Faster than Limbaugh can hang up on a Democrat.
Faster than W can skip thru Blubonnets with Omar.
Faster than wings take dream.
Faster than liberal posts get old.
They wouldn't pull out any faster


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COMMENTS:
Well, it might have still started but they would all have requested non-combat service.
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Thu Jun 30, 05 12:02pm [+]

Conservative media? hah!
by Republican_RightWing on Thu Jun 30, 05 1:22pm [+]

I'd sign up if there was a draft.
by Republican_RightWing on Thu Jun 30, 05 1:22pm [+]

Do yourself a favor Rightwing, stay home--you'd get fragged by your own men is you went.
by elvislennon on Thu Jun 30, 05 2:35pm [+]

1. Rightwing, if you read, watched or listened to media other than USA media, you'd quickly realize how conservative our news is.
2. "I'd sign up if there was a draft." DUH--it's a DRAFT rightwing. You get drafted. Or are you saying you'd join if the draft were reinstated? Why wait, sign up today.
3. Did you read the question? The manner in which you answered implies that you are acknowledging that you're a chickenhawk.
by elvislennon on Thu Jun 30, 05 2:50pm [+]

R_R: you don't 'sign up' when there's a draft - they sign YOU up.

If you want to sign up for military duty now, go to your nearest enlistment office. You'll find that in the Yellow Pages.
by mojo on Thu Jun 30, 05 3:12pm [+]

"Conservative media? hah!"

Scoff at it, but it's true. Take it from someone who's studied this exact issue inside and out -- the media has a definite conservative bias. Any argument against it is simply wrong.
by xxxxxxxx on Fri Jul 01, 05 3:33am [+]

Sorry I meant i'd go in as an officer. I wouldn't want to be drafted as a grunt.

I have also studided the media issue. The radio talk shows definetly have a right wing bias. The newspapers and the news sations(with an exception of fox.) have a left wing bias.
by Republican_RightWing on Fri Jul 01, 05 10:14am [+]

No, they don't have a left-wing bias.
by xxxxxxxx on Fri Sep 02, 05 9:58pm [+]






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