DUDE, I JUST WOKE UP IN A DUMPSTER HERE IN NEWARK, NJ. ITS POURING RAIN OUTSIDE AND I HAVE LOST QUITE A BIT OF WEIGHT....

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DUDE, I JUST WOKE UP IN A DUMPSTER HERE IN NEWARK, NJ. ITS POURING RAIN OUTSIDE AND I HAVE LOST QUITE A BIT OF WEIGHT....


[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Thu Jun 30, 05

..there is blood all over my shirt and I appear to have been shot quite a few times, including once in the back of the head. There are stab-wounds all over me and I just pulled a knife out of my shoulder-blade. My left leg is shattered and there are rats crawling all over the place. I sure wish I could climb out of this thing, as it is rapidly filling with trash-infested rain water. Last thing I remember is cheating in a card game with Sunny, Tony, Louie, Alfredo, Franky CoffeeCakes, Cologero, and Paulie . Does anyone know where these guys are so I can ask them if they saw what happened and get revenge on the perpetrators of this aweful crime against me???

You offended 'em just a lil bit, C, they won't help
Ahhh c'mon, don't bodder me wit this stuff
I would LOVE to help...
At least they didn't break your lap top computer


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COMMENTS:
Funny, I thought you were on an island having gay sex.
by elvislennon on Thu Jun 30, 05 2:18pm [+]

But Uncle Franky has sworn me to secrecy on the matter.
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Jun 30, 05 6:32pm [+]

Be thankful that you still have thumbs. Cousin Paulie wanted souvenirs...
by Truthseeker013 on Thu Jun 30, 05 6:34pm [+]






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