YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH CATHEXIS. WHOA, HE BREAKS OUT THE SUPER-BIG WORDS. NOW WHAT??

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YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH CATHEXIS. WHOA, HE BREAKS OUT THE SUPER-BIG WORDS. NOW WHAT??


[+] joke ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel
created Wed Jul 06, 05

You thought you were just the man in the squawk box. You challenge one of Cathexis' assertions and it gets heated. You, sitting with a smug look on your face and thinking you're gonna win, start really ripping into him. Suddenly, Cathexis launches a furious counter-attack with some GIGANTIC words that you have never even dreamed possible. They're about 15 other users there, so he is about to REALLY EMBARRASS you. You have no idea what he is saying and really are out-witted at this point. What do you do Einstein??

leave, come back after he leaves, say you got disconnected
leave, come back later, say you had a heart-attack
leave the site forever
guess at what he's sayin, counter it, maybe I guessed right?
beg for mercy
log in under an alias, double browse, try to confuse him
sit there and get my verbal ASS kicking
dictionary dot com
Say: Hahaha!!!
Keep saying "I know you are, but what am I?" over
WHOA, What Now?? Make a boring ballot baby!!
^I know you are but what am I
his loquaciousness leaves me nonplussed
Chuckle as they arereduced to "long words"
Remind him that size isn't everything
Point out that Grandiloquence hates Freedom
Change subject: Ask what the ladies are wearing
Bribe B&W ladies to distract with flirtation


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Crap, meant to make this private...
by CletuSlackedJawYokel on Wed Jul 06, 05 6:48pm [+]

Oh yeah, then apologize and take back the accusation of playing Balderdash, a game they didn't have wayyy back in those days!

xoXOxo Cath!
by magdalenasdollar on Wed Jul 06, 05 7:05pm [+]

Throw a question mark at him then run.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Jul 06, 05 7:07pm [+]

Did he call you a DUMBASS again?
This is the last time I'm going to give you the definition.

DUMBASS: A frickin idiot
by elvislennon on Wed Jul 06, 05 7:15pm [+]

Information overload. Toss the definition of every one of those big words right back at him. If that doesn't work, THEN run.
by Truthseeker013 on Wed Jul 06, 05 7:17pm [+]

Say: hahaha!!! ... and pretend he said something ridiculous (a good laugh is worth a thousand syllogisms).
by xaman on Wed Jul 06, 05 7:34pm [+]

^ Now that does work. I see that happening daily on B&W :O)
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Jul 06, 05 7:54pm [+]

You'd be suprised how pissed a grown adult can get if you just keep saying "I know you are, but what am I?" at them over and over. :)
by malckdaddy on Wed Jul 06, 05 8:37pm [+]

Tell him he's a discombobulated carcinoma hermaphrodite cumulostratus illuminati endoskeletal sphygmomenometer idiosyncracy.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Jul 06, 05 8:40pm [+]

^^ I know you are, but what am I?
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Jul 06, 05 8:59pm [+]

"I know you are but what am I" doesn't work on grown-ups :p
by Jyl on Wed Jul 06, 05 10:57pm [+]

Go back to school and learn some big words and buy or use an online dictionary.
by FiddleFaddleOnLSD on Wed Jul 06, 05 11:27pm [+]

Keep it simple; speak to the issue; refuse to concede the turf to language; rely on experience and not argument; punt.
by xxxxxxxx on Wed Jul 06, 05 11:57pm [+]

At least have the honor of the Japanese and committ sepukku.
by Applerod on Thu Jul 07, 05 1:42am [+]

^Reminds me of the old SNL skit -- "Nanaju?" "Sekkapu?" "CALL THE AMERICAN EMBASSY!" "Uh..... hachi ju hachi?" "TODOSHI!!!"
by xxxxxxxx on Thu Jul 07, 05 2:56am [+]

So what?
by thc2883 on Thu Jul 07, 05 7:55am [+]

counciltucky, you'd call him a blood pressure measuring device?
by weebles48 on Thu Jul 07, 05 12:03pm [+]

Voted : sit there and get my verbal ASS kicking
I play the disestablishmentarianism card.
by _Beelzebubba on Fri Apr 18, 08 8:53am [+]






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