COMMENTS:
Just start crooning Paul Simon's 'Still Crazy After All These Years'.
"I love you so much, I'm willing to risk the slow death of AIDS to be with you tonight..."
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN?
"Excuse me, but you appear to have something on your lip" Throw yourself at her and say "Me!" Then kiss her.
"Good thing you have a big trunk, because I plan on putting my bike in it."
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