50 WAYS TO KILL YOUR LOVER?

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50 WAYS TO KILL YOUR LOVER?


[+] joke ballot by SFLibra
created Sun Jul 10, 05

Chop off her head, Fred
poison her food, dude
drive him insane, Elaine
go buy a gun, hun'
go get the cleaver, Beaver
run her over with your truck, shmuck
bury her in the yard, Bernard
leave him in the forest, Doris
watch the movie "malice", Alice
shoot him out of a cannon, Shannon
cut off his leg, Peg
push her off a cliff, Biff
go get an axe, Max
Stab her silly, Billy
Crush her head, Jed
Get a gun and shoot her, Scooter
Feed him to the gators, Frank
Bury her alive, Clive
break her back, Jack
choke her to death, Seth
Put arsenic in his tea, Bea
hang her on a rope, dope
Get a deadly snake, Jake
Throw the toaster in tub, Bub
strangle her in her sleep, creep
run her over, Rover
drown him in the pool, Jewel
Cook her in a pot, Scott
Pit Vipers in her bed, Fred
dump her in the lake, Jake
watch "Profiler" when you can, Jan
make him o.d., Marie
Toss her in the dump, chump
talk to the mob, Rob
Feed her to the piranha, Bwana
Spike her drink with cyanide, Clyde
Use a little pill, Jill
Slice off his rod, Maud
feed her to a shark, Clark
throw him out of the plane, Jane
Throw him from a plane, Jane
Drop scorpions down his pants, Francis
Stab him with a knife, wife
give him a disease, Louise
beat her with a bat, Matt
get a poisonous tarantula, Angela
drop him down a well, Michelle
Send her to hell, Latrell
Cleave open her head , Jed
Feed them to your pets LOL
Beat him with a frozen leg of lamb, Pam
rip out her fetus, Cletus
cut her with a blade, Wade
matches and gasoline, Gene
lay a deadly fart, Bart
make a voo doo doll, Paul
lock him up in the sauna, Brianna
get some explosives, Joseph


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COMMENTS:
Uh...you're not looking for, you know, IDEAS or anything. Are you?
by Walken on Sun Jul 10, 05 7:46pm [+]

Sorry SFLibra, I guess great minds think alike.;-)
by JohnnyReb on Sun Jul 10, 05 8:16pm [+]

Here kitty.
by fivenotes on Sun Jul 10, 05 10:30pm [+]

^ ???
by SFLibra on Mon Jul 11, 05 2:11am [+]

^^
Do really want to kill your lover?
by UncleRandy on Mon Jul 11, 05 5:16am [+]






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