advice : relationship : SHEESH, WOMEN! THIS GIRL I LIKE PLAYS HARD TO GET. I MEAN, I CUT THE GIRLS BRAKES, PULLED OVER TO HELP HER, AND SHE CALLS THE COPS!! [+] ballot by CletuSlackedJawYokel created Mon Jul 11, 05 I've liked her for about 18 months now and she just won't give in. I'm always showing how deeply I care for her and she just blows me off, playing hard to get, I suspect. Like the time I beat the crap out of that guy with a crow-bar that had his hands all over her and she claimed that he was her "boyfriend", or the time that I knocked on her door for 6 hours from midnight to 6am and was arrested and sued for harrassment. Another time I followed her and her "date", who she merely was seeing to make me want her more, of course, to the club and threw a drink in the guys face for kissing her. He got in my face but I wasn't having any of that. I stabbed him in his chest with an ice-pick repeatedly and fled on foot. I have been hiding out in the mountains for a few months after that incident and came back to town last night. I cut her brakes, waited for her to leave, and followed her. She had to slam on the emergency brake to avoid an intersection and I pulled up right behind her and stopped. I figured she would surely fall for me if I gave her a lift to work. Once I explained that I cut her brakes so that we could realize our destiny together, she totally freaked out and called the police, who arrested me for "coming within 1000 feet of her." Her restraining order against me apparently didn't expire yet. Damn, yo, why is she playing so hard to get? What do you think it will take to get her to go on a date with me?? get job at AAA, put sugar in her gas tank kill off her boyfriends, no competition = certain victory Become a serial killer Get a job, forget the girl and get some help!? Ballot #77095 : SEE RESULTS Comment: show your vote with comment?

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